What does 'gave her the ass kicking of her life story' mean?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Terror. One word to describe CEO Sanjun Alcantara who happens to be Ethina Montoya's new boss. Sanjun has been in love with his childhood friend, Siren Sandoval, for so long that instead of just courting her, he planned a wedding proposal. And he put Ethina in charge to finalize his plan. But Siren didn't show up due to an important matter. So to save his face, the proposal meant for the love of his life was made to Ethina. How will they solve the unexpected turn of events? Can he still get her? TO GET HER is now a published book and available in all leading bookstores nationwide! Grab your copy now!

# loveafterangst When his wife and dream girl were kidnapped at the same time, he chose to save his fragile dream girl and left his devoted wife to the kidnappers. He had said to his wife, “Qiao An, you’ve always been smart, surely you can save yourself even if I leave you with the kidnappers. But Wei Xin can’t.” From this incident, Qiao An finally realized her husband’s true feelings. Left to fend for herself, she chose to jump from a dilapidated building. To the scumbag’s horror, after his supposedly obedient wife was discharged from the hospital, she began raining down revenge on him and his dream girl. He was completely overwhelmed. After he lost everything, he came to realize that smart women should never be provoked. He decided to reconcile with his wife. However, his wife had found a new life with his uncle!

Madeline knew he was the alpha of the werewolves, but… __ In Alaric, soulmates are bonded by a red string. Some people chose to go against their preordained fates, some chose to embrace it. However, when Madeline discovers she’s bonded to no, not a human, but the alpha of the pack she happened to stumble upon… Does she unintentionally fall for the devilish Alpha Xavier or does she decide her own path? __ EXCERPT: "Step forward," he ordered, his steely gaze landing on her. Madeline swallowed as a chill went down her spine. "You don't belong here," he snarled, making Madeline want to run despite her intuition which told her not to. Making a face, he narrowed his eyes and spat, "You're a human." Wide-eyed, Madeline stared back at him, her eyes meeting him before she felt something tighten around her pinky. Her heart tightened and began pounding faster than it did before. It flickered, but it was clear what it was. Everyone stared between them, back and forth in confusion. Whatever it was, it could only be seen by Madeline and Xavier. 'With a stranger? Are you kidding me?' He growled. Her heart raced, she was thinking the same thing. __ This book's cover is made by @vatarison.art (check him out on IG)!

Mikhail is breaking up with his girlfriend. Out of heartbreak, he brought all games and food in the store and swore to not coming out of his room until he finished all the games. After one year, he finished all the games but after he coming out what he found the world is already on its end. "Ahahaha, you must be kidding with me right? This must be a dream!" Unfortunately no Mikhail this is not. Follow Mikhail on his journey with his grimoire! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: (NEET- Not in Education, Employment or Training aka Unemployed) The cover picture is only temporary and it is not mine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daily updates 1 chapter/day for sure! if I am busy and don't have a time to update today then tomorrow I will updates 2 chapters! If you'd like to support this story, considering buying the author a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/godadi Or support me at : https://www.patreon.com/godadi 500 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter on weekend 650 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters on weekend 800 Power Stones = 3 Bonus Chapters on weekend 1000 Power Stones = 5 Bonus Chapters on weekend Join my discord : https://discord.gg/xTmjGyF ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

REVENGE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY! COPYWRITER: In her previous life, she was a grand slam best actress, but she was tortured to death by her best friend. Before she died, she was unwilling to accept it. Fortunately, the heavens were hanging down on her, and she was possessed by a fourth-year media girl. Therefore, with hatred, she started from the bottom step by step, and climbed to the top again. She was proud and outstanding! About Love: In her previous life, she was moved by Jin Zhu, and she died a miserable death. In this life, meeting him was both her life and career. He was both her benefactor and her benefactor. She was unmoved and unmoved. She stuck to her original heart. In the end, it made him angry: Jiang Xiwan, do you have a heart or not He thought that he would leave her, but unexpectedly, he doted on her even more. He even racked his brains to create a "human life" ... ... In the world of mortals, it was a touch of brilliance. Believe it, it was there. If you don't believe it, it was also there. Group number: 486914513. Welcome to the group to play.