Tell me a libertarian funny story.

Sure. A libertarian went to get a building permit for his small shed. The bureaucrat was asking for all kinds of forms and fees. The libertarian said, 'This is an overreach! I should be able to build my shed without all this red tape.' The bureaucrat just stared at him and said, 'Rules are rules.' The libertarian stormed out muttering about the tyranny of the permit process. It was funny how outraged he got over a simple shed permit.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.

Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.

Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.

Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.

A magician was performing on stage. He pulled out a rabbit from his hat as usual. But this time, the rabbit didn't want to come out. It held onto the inside of the hat with all its might. The magician had to pull really hard and finally, when the rabbit came out, it had the magician's wig in its mouth. The whole audience burst into laughter.

Once, I was riding my bike in the park. There was a squirrel that suddenly ran across my path. I swerved to avoid it and ended up crashing into a bush. But instead of getting hurt, I landed on a pile of soft leaves. It was quite a comical sight, with my bike half - buried and me covered in leaves.