Father Christmas Jokes and Stories

Joke: What's Father Christmas's favorite music? Wrap music! Here's a story. There was an old man who lived alone and was very grumpy. He didn't believe in Father Christmas. But one Christmas, Father Christmas left him a present anyway - a book of happy memories. The old man started to read it and it made him think of all the good times in his life. He became less grumpy and started to believe in the magic of Christmas again.

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

There was a snowman who really wanted to go to the beach for Christmas. He told his friend the penguin, 'I'm so tired of this cold and snow. I want to feel the warm sand.' The penguin replied, 'You're a snowman! You'll melt at the beach!' Another joke is that Santa was trying to diet for Christmas. He said to Mrs. Claus, 'I can't keep eating all these cookies.' But every time he went to a house, the smell of fresh - baked cookies was too much for him, and he ended up eating more than ever.

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that always has a chaotic Christmas. One year, they accidentally bought a too - big turkey. It was so big that it didn't fit in the oven. So they had to cut it in half and cook it in two batches. And while cooking, the power went out. But instead of panicking, they made a big bonfire in the backyard and cooked the rest of the turkey over it. It turned out to be a really fun and memorable Christmas.

Here's a joke. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! It's a humorous take on Santa getting all the attention during Christmas while people do a lot of work for the celebrations. And as for a story, there was once a little church that wanted to do something special for Christmas. They decided to put on a live nativity scene. But the donkey they borrowed was really stubborn. Every time Mary tried to sit on it, the donkey would bray and run a little bit. It made for a very comical start to their nativity play but in the end, they managed to get it under control and it became a beloved tradition in their small town.

Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!