Can you share some two line funny stories?

Here are two -line funny stories. Story 1: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Story 2: I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's impossible to put down.

One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'

Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.

Another one could be: I saw a figure in the mirror. It vanished when I blinked. Well, two - line ghost stories are often short and to the point, aiming to give a quick chill. They rely on the element of surprise and the unknown which are typical in ghost - related tales.

Sure. Here is one: 'I lost my keys. Then I found them in my other pocket.'

Once upon a time, a cat chased a mouse. The mouse hid in a hole. Simple yet full of action.

Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Well, this one is good. A guy goes to the doctor. Doctor: 'What seems to be the problem?' Guy: 'I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' Doctor: 'Didn't the new glasses help?' Guy: 'Sure, now I see the spots more clearly.' Another one: I got carded at the liquor store. I showed my library card. They were not amused.

Sure. Here's one. A man went to the zoo. He saw a gorilla and started making faces at it. The gorilla got so annoyed that it grabbed a banana and threw it at the man, hitting him right on the head. It was really funny.