Can you share more funny psycho girlfriend stories?

There was this couple where the girlfriend was super paranoid about someone stealing her plants. She set up a whole security system around her little garden. She even made her boyfriend do patrols at night. It was really strange but also quite funny how seriously she took it.

Sure. Once my girlfriend tried to cook a special dinner for me. She followed an online recipe but got a bit confused. Instead of adding a teaspoon of salt, she added a tablespoon. The meal was super salty but we ended up laughing so hard about it.

Sure. Once my girlfriend decided to surprise me by dressing up as a giant chicken when I came home from work. She was just standing in the living room, clucking and flapping her wings. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Sure. One time, my friend and her boyfriend were having a picnic. A squirrel stole a piece of their sandwich right from the blanket. Her boyfriend chased the squirrel for a bit while she was laughing hysterically.

Sure. One time, my boyfriend and I were trying to make pancakes. He was in charge of flipping them, but every time he tried, the pancake would either go flying across the kitchen or end up folded in half. We were laughing so hard that we ended up just eating the misshapen pancakes.

My ex - girlfriend was really into yoga. One time, she was doing a difficult pose in the living room and lost her balance. She ended up falling right into the coffee table. Thankfully, she wasn't hurt and we both had a good laugh about it for days.

Once my girlfriend tried to bake a cake for me as a surprise. She followed the recipe but somehow ended up with a pancake - like creation. But it was so funny and sweet that she put so much effort into it.

Yes. There is a funny story about a woman who was at the zoo. She saw a llama and said, 'Look at that big dog!' Her friend had to explain that it was a llama. Also, a man was trying to be cool while skating and ended up skating right into a fountain. And a group of kids were playing hide - and - seek. One kid hid in a laundry basket and when his mom found him, she accidentally threw the whole basket into the washing machine with him still in it.

Sure. There was a story about a cat that got its head stuck in a vase. It was chasing a little bug and jumped right into the vase. Its owner found it looking so silly with the vase on its head, and it took a while to get it off. It was really funny. The cat didn't seem too bothered though, just a bit confused.

Sure. There was this case where a guy's Thai girlfriend always seemed to be in some sort of financial trouble. She would borrow money from him regularly and never pay it back. When he finally asked her about it, she got extremely defensive and started shouting at him in public, making him feel embarrassed and harassed.