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Can you share a real estate funny story?

2024-11-16 12:03
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Sure. There was a couple looking at a very old house. The real estate agent was trying to sell it by highlighting its 'charm'. When they opened the closet in one of the bedrooms, a raccoon ran out. The agent quickly said, 'See, it even comes with a furry roommate for free!'

There was this real estate deal where a lady was showing a beachfront property. The house was nice but the yard was full of seagulls. As she was trying to convince the buyers, a seagull pooped on her shoulder. She just calmly said, 'This is just the seagulls' way of marking their favorite property!' and they all had a good laugh.

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Can you share a real estate funny story?

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2024-11-15 14:58

A family bought a new house. They were told that the garden had some rare plants. When they moved in and started exploring the garden, they found out that the 'rare plants' were just some very overgrown weeds. They had a good laugh about it and decided to turn the weedy mess into a beautiful flower garden.

Can you share some funny real estate stories?

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2024-11-05 22:25

Once, a man was selling his house. He had a very naughty parrot. During the house viewings, the parrot would keep shouting 'Don't buy this dump!'. It took him a long time to finally sell the house after he managed to keep the parrot quiet. Well, the new owners actually wanted the parrot too in the end because they thought it was so funny.

Can you share some funny real estate stories?

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2024-11-03 13:19

Well, there was a man who sold his house. The new owner moved in and kept hearing strange noises at night. It turned out that there was a family of raccoons living in the chimney. It took a lot of effort to get them out. It was quite a hilarious situation for everyone involved.

Can you share some real estate closing funny stories?

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2024-12-05 17:52

Well, at a real estate closing, the buyer brought a really large family with them. There were so many people in the small closing room that some had to stand. And the kids were running around being noisy. But when it came time to sign, one of the kids accidentally knocked over a glass of water onto the papers. Everyone panicked for a second, but then just laughed it off as they dried the papers.

Can you share some funny real estate agent stories?

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2024-11-21 21:23

Once an agent was taking pictures of a house for the listing. As he was in the bedroom, the homeowner's pet parrot started mimicking him saying 'This is a great room, this is a great room'. The agent was so startled at first but then found it hilarious and included the parrot's voice in the video tour, which made the listing really stand out.

Can you share some real estate closing funny stories?

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2024-10-28 21:03

I know of a real estate closing where the power went out suddenly. So, they had to finish the closing using the flashlight on their phones. The agent was trying to read all the legal jargon in a spooky flashlight - lit room. It was quite a comical situation, and they all still managed to get everything done.

Can you share a real estate investing story?

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2024-12-12 08:28

Yes. There was a couple who decided to invest in real estate. They found a foreclosure property in a nice suburban area. It was a single - family home. They bought it at a really low price. They put in some money for basic repairs and made it look presentable. Then they rented it out for a couple of years. The rent covered their mortgage payments and some extra for maintenance. After a while, the housing market in that area boomed. They sold the house for almost double what they had paid for it, and used that money to invest in another property, this time a duplex.

Can you share a BDSM real estate story?

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2024-11-25 13:52

There could be a story where a real estate agent unknowingly shows a property to a BDSM couple. The couple starts imagining how they could transform the large basement into a play area. But they have to deal with the challenges of zoning laws and neighborhood acceptance, which adds an interesting twist to the real estate aspect of the story.

Can you share your real estate story?

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2024-11-25 03:16

My real estate story started when I decided to invest in a commercial property. I teamed up with some partners. We found a great location for a small office building. At first, we had trouble finding tenants, but after some marketing and renovations, it became a popular place for small businesses. We've been making a good profit from it ever since.

Can you share a cadre real estate success story?

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2024-12-09 04:42

In a big city, a cadre had the foresight in the real estate market. He participated in a project to redevelop an old industrial area into a residential and commercial complex. He worked closely with the developers and local authorities. His ability to handle various stakeholders and make sound decisions during the process ensured the project's success. The new complex attracted many businesses and residents, and the value of the real estate skyrocketed.

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