What Could Happen in a 'Husband Tries Out Tazer' Funny Story?

Well, once my friend's husband decided to try out a tazer. He thought it was like a toy and aimed it at his leg while sitting on the couch. The moment he zapped himself, he jumped up so high and let out a scream that scared the cat. He hopped around on one leg for a good five minutes, cursing himself for being so stupid. It was hilarious.

It could be that the man was in a situation where he thought he needed to use the taser for protection. But instead of scaring off the 'threat' (which could have been a harmless animal or his friend playing a prank), he ended up in a comical struggle with the taser, dropping it and then trying to pick it up again while the 'threat' just watched in amusement.

Maybe he thought it would make her feel safer when she's alone. Could be for self-defense purposes.

Well, I don't know the specific story. But perhaps the man might have accidentally tasered himself and made a really goofy face. Or he could have tried to use it on something harmless like a balloon and the resulting popping and his reaction was hilarious.

Here's one. A husband was imitating a zombie and chased his wife around the yard. His wife grabbed a taser (a fake one from a Halloween prop) and when he got close, she pointed it at him. He stopped immediately and started doing a silly dance instead. It was really funny to see him change from a 'zombie' to a dancing fool so quickly.

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In the 'Bilbo tries to cut his hair fanfic', perhaps he cuts his hair as a sign of a new beginning. He could be influenced by the people he meets during his travels. He might start cutting it, then get interrupted by a sudden visitor, leaving his hair in a half - cut, comical state.

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She could get pulled over by the police for driving with a headlight out.