Husband Tries Out Tazer: A Funny Story. Can You Share One?

He might accidentally zap himself in an embarrassing place. For example, if he was holding the tazer the wrong way and it went off near his rear end. That would be really funny and he'd probably jump around like a crazy person.

Well, I don't know the specific story. But perhaps the man might have accidentally tasered himself and made a really goofy face. Or he could have tried to use it on something harmless like a balloon and the resulting popping and his reaction was hilarious.

It could be that the man was in a situation where he thought he needed to use the taser for protection. But instead of scaring off the 'threat' (which could have been a harmless animal or his friend playing a prank), he ended up in a comical struggle with the taser, dropping it and then trying to pick it up again while the 'threat' just watched in amusement.

Maybe he thought it would make her feel safer when she's alone. Could be for self-defense purposes.

One funny story is that a wife was trying to cook a special dinner for her husband. She followed a new recipe but got confused and ended up adding salt instead of sugar to the dessert. When her husband took a bite, his face was priceless. He joked that she was trying to start a new diet trend for him - the 'no - sweet' diet.

Sure. One time, the husband tried to surprise his wife by cooking dinner. He had no idea how to make a roast chicken. He ended up burning the outside while the inside was still raw. His wife came home, saw the mess in the kitchen and the strange - looking chicken, and they both just burst out laughing.

Sure. One day, the husband came home early to surprise his wife. He quietly entered the kitchen where his wife was cooking. He crept up behind her and suddenly shouted 'Boo!'. His wife was so startled that she threw the ladle she was holding right at him. But then they both burst out laughing.

Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist asked him to open his mouth wide. But the man was so nervous that he started making funny animal noises instead of just opening his mouth. The dentist was so confused at first but then couldn't help laughing.

Well, my husband thought he could fix the leaky faucet by himself. He got all the tools out and started tinkering. Before long, water was spraying everywhere! He just stood there looking like a drenched puppy, it was hilarious.

There were two people, Ben and Anna, who met at a cooking class. They were making pizza together. Ben accidentally dropped a big blob of tomato sauce on Anna's apron. Anna laughed and playfully smeared some sauce on Ben's face. This led to a lot of laughter and then they shared a very messy but funny make - out, with tomato sauce all over them.