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Best Man Speech: Hilarious Groom Stories

2024-11-16 00:06
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The groom has a story about the time he tried to impress the bride with his dancing skills at a party. He thought he was a great dancer, but in reality, he looked like a chicken flapping around. Everyone was laughing, including the bride, but she also found it endearing. It's a story that always gets a good laugh during our get - togethers.

A proud man called himself a medicinal God!

A proud man called himself a medicinal God!

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief
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Loved By An Older Man

Loved By An Older Man

The betrothal gift is two million bucks, not a single cent less. Jiang Yu is already eighteen years old and can get married now. Send the money to my card, and this matter is settled!" Jiang Yu looked at her mother, who was talking non-stop on the negotiation table. She watched as her mother named her price as she sold Jiang Yu. Jiang Yu could not believe it. Eighteen years ago, they brought the wrong baby home from the hospital, and Jiang Yu, the real daughter of a wealthy family, ended up in an orphanage until a year ago. Jiang Ran, the fake daughter of the Jiang family, grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. With superior resources since she was young, she was more outstanding than Jiang Yu in every aspect and became the pride of the Jiang family. Jiang Yu, who wandered most of her time in the outside world, was nothing but a country bumpkin who made her mother a laughing stock in the socialite circle. However, Jiang Yu had no idea how great her mother's hatred for her was. On the day she turned eighteen, her mother 'sold' her with a named price. Jiang Yu said, "If you want to marry your daughter to someone else, it should be Jiang Ran. I'm your real daughter. You're the one who mistakenly brought Jiang Ran home!" Her mother replied, "Shut up. I wish I hadn't given birth to you. You've brought nothing but shame to me!" Jiang Ran said, "Big Sis, everything Mom does is for your own good. Don't blame Mom." Her mother said, "I'm convinced she's nothing but a debt collector who's come to me to collect her debts! Either you give me two million bucks, or you get married obediently!" Jiang Yu left home in despair. By a freak combination of factors, she found herself accidentally marrying a Mr. CEO. From then on, the thirty-year-old man pampered his eighteen-year-old wife to the heavens. The little girl said, "Mister, someone bullied your wife!" The man, "Which incompetent fool is so blind that he dares to bully you?"
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1518 Chs
Transmigrated as the Ex-Wife of a Heroic Man

Transmigrated as the Ex-Wife of a Heroic Man

Su Wen read a popular period novel about a heroic man who was tough, gave women a sense of security, and was also somewhat cunning and flirty. He was exactly the kind of man she liked. Hence, she paid one million in subscription fees and transmigrated as the male lead's terrible ex-wife. In the novel, the original host was someone who waited at home for love to come knocking on the door. Although she never thought about starting a family, she was a hopeless romantic. Even when the male lead, Jin Datui, eventually showed up, she was persuaded by the sly female lead to fall for a jerk in the nearby village. After Su Wen transmigrated into the novel, she clung to Jin Datui. She worked hard to go from rags to riches. In the end, her younger sisters all became jealous. They cried about wanting to meet a man by waiting at home, just like she did. They even claimed they would name their children with her surname if they had children. Hence, Su Wen began choosing suitable husbands for her sisters. All the candidates were handsome, talented, and well-built. They all came from influential families too. It was so hard to choose! A certain someone, who felt neglected in the corner, pinned her against the door. "Are they as handsome as I am? Are they as well-built as I am? Are their families as influential as mine?" "But... They're my sisters' potential husbands," Su Wen said. "I belong to you. You can have my savings and even my life," he replied. Su Wen woke up the next day to find twenty bank books by her side. She became deep in thought...
4.5
1378 Chs
Pampered by the Toughest Man After Divorce

Pampered by the Toughest Man After Divorce

(My new book "Sweet Love in the Countryside: His Little Plum of the Mountains" is out now, please add it to your collection) The village leader's son bullied her too much — in order to break off their engagement, he pushed her into a large water tank. She defiantly declared in front of the village leader's son that she would rather marry the ugliest man in the village than marry him! That hunchbacked, ugly man, the so-called "freak," actually approached her: "Does your declaration still stand?" "Uhm..." And so, while you hunt, I water the vegetables; while you farm, I do the embroidery. Together, we work hard, become prosperous, and live a colorful and thriving life. However, this man who can hunt in the mountains, farm on land, and ride the waves on a boat is not as simple as he seems... he is actually...
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The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man

The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man

The Xiao family, known as the poorest amongst the mountaineers had just spent all their savings as dowry for a daughter-in-law, who was disfigured, dark, skinny, and mute. Mocked as the ugliest bride within miles, she eventually had enough of a life in poverty and escaped, only to fall in the hands of rogues who murdered her. When she opened her eyes again, her soul was now that of a killer's, and her disfigurement was healed while her unhealthily tanned skin was now fair as day.... And she could also talk! As she became the most beautiful bride. Villagers kept their distance from the Xiao family, claiming that they were jinxes. But despite her poverty, the bride was fortunate to have a loyal mountaineer husband who spoiled her to bits. Hence, the bride guided her husband to riches, buying farms and tending to them diligently, while starting a family to gain riches through blood and sweat.
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1332 Chs
Trial Marriage: Caught by the Mysterious Man

Trial Marriage: Caught by the Mysterious Man

The night before their wedding, her fiancé ran off with his mistress. Out of frustration, she grabbed the man standing in front of the Civil Affairs Office, "President Chadwick, your bride has not arrived and my groom has run away...May I suggest we get married?" Before marriage, she said, "Even if we were to share the same bed, nothing would happen between us!" After marriage, he said, "If we don't try, how would we know?"
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Best Man Speech: Share Some Great Groom Stories

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2024-11-15 22:47

One great groom story could be when the groom first met the bride. He was so nervous that he accidentally spilled his coffee all over himself. But instead of being embarrassed and running away, he just laughed it off and that's when the bride knew he was someone special.

What are some good groom stories for a best man speech?

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2024-11-12 04:08

A funny groom story could be when he first tried to cook for his girlfriend, who is now his bride. He was attempting to make a simple pasta dish but ended up burning the sauce and the pasta was overcooked. However, they both laughed so hard that it became a special memory. This story can show how they can find joy even in the little mishaps in life together.

How can I choose the best groom stories for a best man speech?

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2024-11-12 08:41

You can choose stories that show the groom's best qualities. For example, if he is really kind, tell a story about how he helped someone in need. If he is funny, pick a humorous incident. Like the time he tried to do a magic trick at a party and it went horribly wrong but still made everyone laugh.

Best Man Funny Groom Stories: Can You Share Some Hilarious Ones?

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2024-11-20 01:21

Well, in another wedding I attended, the best man shared that the groom had planned a big romantic gesture for his bride - a picnic by the lake. But he forgot to check the weather and it rained cats and dogs. They ended up huddled under a tiny umbrella, eating soggy sandwiches, but they still had a great time. It was a really funny and sweet story.

Best Man Funny Groom Stories: Can You Share Some Hilarious Ones?

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2024-11-13 14:59

One time, the groom got so nervous right before the wedding that he accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet. The best man noticed just in time and they had a good laugh while fixing it.

Best Man Funny Groom Stories: What Are Some of the Funniest Moments Involving the Groom?

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2024-11-13 01:29

Well, the groom once thought it would be a great idea to practice his wedding vows in the shower. But he slipped and ended up yelling out the vows in a panic. The best man heard it and couldn't stop laughing. He told the groom it was a unique way to rehearse.

Can you share some funny groom speech stories?

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2024-11-28 15:47

Sure. One funny groom speech story is about a groom who started his speech by saying he was so nervous that he might accidentally propose again. He then told the story of how he first met his bride, at a coffee shop where he accidentally spilled coffee on her. He made the whole speech humorous by making self - deprecating jokes and highlighting the bride's patience with his clumsiness.

Best Man Speech: How to Make Childhood Stories Engaging in the Speech?

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2024-12-14 12:08

Use vivid descriptions. For example, if you're telling a story about the groom's first bike ride as a kid, don't just say 'he rode his bike.' Say 'he hopped on that shiny red bike, his little legs pumping furiously as he took off down the gravel driveway, the wind whipping through his hair.' This makes the story come alive.

Should the groom's speech tell a story?

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2024-12-09 19:49

Sure. A story in the groom's speech is a great idea. For example, sharing the story of how he fell in love with his bride at first sight can bring out the romantic side. It also helps to break the formality and create a warm and friendly atmosphere during the wedding.

How to write a best man speech with no stories?

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2024-11-15 07:35

You can start by congratulating the couple. For example, 'Today, I'm honored to stand here as the best man, and I want to offer my sincerest congratulations to [groom's name] and [bride's name].' Then, you can talk about the qualities of the groom like his loyalty and kindness. 'I've known [groom's name] for years, and his loyalty is unwavering. It's one of the many great qualities he'll bring into this marriage.' Finish with a toast to their future. 'Let's raise our glasses to a lifetime of love and happiness for the newlyweds.'

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