Can you share some funny nail fail stories?

I had a funny (but a bit painful) nail fail. I was in a rush to paint my nails before going out. I didn't let the base coat dry properly. So when I put on the colored polish, it just smeared all over the place. And then I tried to fix it by adding more polish, which just made it worse. My nails ended up looking like a colorful blob.

Sure. I knew a lady who wanted to have long, stiletto - shaped nails. She went to a salon and asked for the longest ones they could do. But when she was leaving the salon, she wasn't used to the length yet. She tried to open the door and ended up scratching the door handle really badly. Then she went to pick up her phone from her bag and poked herself in the eye with her nail. It was so funny yet a bit dangerous too.

One time, a person decided to experiment with nail decals. They put on way too many decals, thinking it would look cool. But it ended up looking like a chaotic mess. The decals were overlapping and peeling off in some places. It was like their nails were in a war zone of different designs. Everyone who saw it couldn't help but laugh.

Sure. Once my friend tried to do a skateboard trick in front of a big crowd. He boasted a lot before. But when he actually tried it, he lost his balance right away and fell flat on his face. It was so funny and the crowd couldn't help but laugh.

There was a nail salon where a customer accidentally fell asleep while getting a pedicure. The technician didn't notice at first and continued with the massage part. Then, when it was time to paint the toenails, the customer suddenly woke up with a start and her foot jerked, causing the nail polish to go all over the technician's apron. They both just looked at each other and then burst out laughing.

Sure. Once, my friend tried to do a super elaborate nail art design at home. She was using all kinds of tools and colors. But in the middle of it, her cat jumped on the table and knocked over the nail polish. It ended up looking like a modern art mess on her nails, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. There was a burglar who tried to break into a house through the chimney. But he got stuck halfway and had to be rescued by the firefighters. The homeowner just watched and laughed as the clumsy criminal was pulled out.

Well, here's one. A group of robbers planned to rob a bank. They spent weeks preparing disguises. When they finally entered the bank, they realized it was closed for a holiday. They had been so focused on their plan that they didn't check the bank's schedule.

Sure. There was a couple who decided to have a destination wedding on a beach. They didn't check the weather forecast properly. On the wedding day, it rained cats and dogs. The whole ceremony was a mess, with the bride's dress getting soaked and the guests running for shelter. Eventually, they divorced a few years later, always blaming that disastrous wedding day.

Well, I remember an ad for a diet product. They showed a before and after picture of a woman who supposedly lost a lot of weight using the product. But it turned out the 'after' picture was of a completely different person. People quickly noticed and the ad became a laughing stock. This kind of false advertising backfired big time.