What are the most memorable funny open house stories you've heard?

A family I know had a parrot. During the move, the parrot started imitating the movers' swear words. Everyone was in stitches. The family didn't even know the parrot knew those words.

I heard about a house party where they had a karaoke competition. A shy girl got up to sing and she was so nervous that she started singing in a really high - pitched voice that was completely off - key. But she was having so much fun that everyone joined in and sang along with her in the same crazy voice. It was really a fun and unforgettable moment.

There was a story about a Waffle House where a group of friends had a bet on who could eat the most waffles. One guy managed to eat 10, and he looked like he was about to burst. His friends were laughing so hard, and the waitress was both impressed and a bit worried. It was a hilarious sight.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

I heard about a tailgate where someone tried to roast marshmallows on a propane stove but ended up setting a small part of their tent on fire. Fortunately, they quickly put it out and then everyone joked about it all day.

One housekeeper was cleaning a bathroom and found a rubber duck with a very strange expression. She decided to take pictures of it in different 'poses' around the house while cleaning. When the family saw the pictures later, they couldn't stop laughing. The housekeeper had unknowingly created a little photo series with the duck.

I once heard about a couple where the guy proposed while they were skydiving. He managed to hold the ring box in his hand all the way down and showed it to her just before they landed. It was so unexpected and she was so thrilled. It was a story full of adventure and fun.

One memorable one was a girl confessing that she thought her mom was a spy. Because her mom always seemed to know everything she did, even when she was super sneaky. Turns out her mom just had a sixth sense for her daughter's antics.

Well, I heard about a housekeeper who mistook a decorative rock for a piece of dirt and tried to sweep it up. It wouldn't budge, and they were so confused until they realized it was a rock. Another story is that a housekeeper found a whole collection of action figures arranged in a battle scene on the dresser. It was really unexpected and made them chuckle.

A woman once put her phone in the fridge by mistake while she was distracted. She spent hours looking for it all over the house. When she finally found it, she couldn't stop laughing at herself. It's a simple but really funny true story.