Tell me a really funny job applicant story you've heard.

Sure. I heard about an applicant who showed up to a job interview at a bakery wearing a full suit of armor. He said he wanted to prove he was a'strong defender' of the bakery's quality. Needless to say, everyone in the interview was both shocked and amused.

Sure. There was one applicant who showed up to an interview at a coffee shop wearing pajamas. He said he thought it was a 'casual Friday' type of place. Another applicant brought their pet parrot to an interview at an office. The parrot kept squawking during the whole process.

A patient during his colonoscopy was given some mild sedation. While the procedure was going on, he started talking about his dreams of becoming a famous chef. He was describing all these elaborate recipes as if he was on a cooking show. When he came to, he had no idea he had been babbling like that. Everyone in the room had a good laugh about it. This story shows how the drugs can sometimes make people do and say really strange things during a colonoscopy.

One memorable one was an applicant who arrived at an interview on roller skates. He said he wanted to show his ability to be 'fast - moving' in the workplace. Another was an applicant who started singing in the middle of the interview to prove she had good communication skills. It was really unexpected.

A vet once had a parrot as a patient. The parrot kept imitating the vet's every word and action. When the vet was examining another animal, the parrot would say things like 'Now, let's see here' in the vet's voice. It was very funny.

A funny story I heard was about a cat that got stuck in a tree. The owner tried to coax it down with treats but the cat just stared blankly. Then a squirrel came along, snatched a treat, and the cat chased it down the tree. The funniest story was when a man went to the wrong wedding by mistake and ended up giving a really heartfelt speech to total strangers.

A really funny story I heard was about a magician who was performing at a kids' party. He was about to do a trick where he made a rabbit disappear. But as he opened the box to get the rabbit out, the rabbit just hopped away across the room. All the kids were chasing after it, and the magician was left standing there looking completely dumbfounded. It took him a while to regain control of the situation, and by then, everyone was in stitches.

Sure. There was this one time a druid in a group thought he could transform into a huge bear to intimidate a group of bandits. But he accidentally turned into a small, fluffy bunny instead. The bandits were so confused at first, and then they started laughing. The druid was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment.

I remember a story where a man on Facebook set up a profile picture of himself as a superhero. But then he accidentally liked a post about how silly superhero movies are. His friends noticed and started joking that his superhero identity was now in jeopardy. They made memes about it and shared them all over his wall. It was really funny to see how he tried to play it cool and then ended up changing his profile picture to something more normal.

Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.