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Can You Share More Funny Mother's Day Poems?

2024-11-16 22:19
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One more: 'Mother dear, you're such a hoot, / With your funny looks and silly suit. / You make our days full of loot, / Of memories that can't be moot. / On Mother's Day, we play and sway, / And give you all the praise we may.'

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Funny Mother's Day Poems or Stories

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2024-11-16 19:19

A funny story could be this. Once on Mother's Day, a little boy tried to make breakfast for his mom. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. Pancakes were on the floor, and the syrup was everywhere. But when his mom woke up, she just laughed and gave him a big hug because it was the thought that counted. It shows how even the imperfect attempts on Mother's Day can be full of love.

Mother's Day: Funny Poems and Stories

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2024-10-28 16:26

A funny Mother's Day poem: 'Mom's shoes are always blue, she has a lot to do. Runs around like a bee, but still makes time for tea.' A story could be that for Mother's Day, I made a homemade card with a really wonky drawing of mom. She found it hilarious and put it on the fridge right away.

Funny Stories and Poems for Mother's Day

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2024-10-28 04:41

Here's a Mother's Day poem: 'Mom is like a super star, always driving the car. Her driving's quite a lark, she parks in the dark!' A funny story is that one Mother's Day, we got mom a really big, floppy hat as a gift. When she put it on, she looked like a mushroom. We all had a great laugh, and she loved it because it was so silly.

Can you share a funny Mother's Day story?

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2024-12-14 19:06

Well, on Mother's Day, my sister made a handmade card for mom. She was so proud of it. But our dog got hold of it and ran around with it in his mouth. By the time he was done, the card was all slobbery and torn. My sister was about to cry but mom just laughed and said it was the most unique Mother's Day card she'd ever received. It was really funny how the dog thought it was a new toy.

Can you share a funny mother's day story?

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2024-11-28 19:33

Well, here's a story. On Mother's Day, we decided to take mom to a nice park. While we were there, a squirrel stole the flower we had just given to mom. It ran up a tree with it. Mom was so surprised that she started laughing and chased the squirrel a little bit. It was really a hilarious moment.

Can you share a funny Mother's Day short story?

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2024-11-30 13:27

Sure. One Mother's Day, little Timmy decided to make breakfast for his mom all by himself. He tried to make pancakes but ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. Flour was everywhere, and the eggs were all over the counter. But when his mom woke up and saw his effort, she just laughed and gave him a big hug. She said it was the best Mother's Day gift ever.

Can you share some funny Mother's Day stories?

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2024-11-29 23:54

Sure. One time, my brother tried to make breakfast for mom on Mother's Day. He ended up burning the toast and spilling the orange juice all over the table. But mom just laughed and said it was the best breakfast ever because it was made with love.

Can you share some Mother's Day funny stories?

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2024-11-26 08:57

Well, once on Mother's Day, we decided to take mom on a picnic. We got to the park and realized we forgot the food at home. So we ended up having a 'picnic' of just water and some old crackers we found in the car. Mom thought it was hilarious and said it was the most memorable Mother's Day ever.

Can you share some funny Mother's Day stories?

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2024-10-28 14:40

One funny Mother's Day story is that my little brother tried to make breakfast for mom. He ended up making a mess in the kitchen. The eggs were all over the pan and the toast was burnt. But mom was so happy and gave him a big hug, saying it was the best Mother's Day breakfast ever.

Can you share some Mothers Day poems and funny stories?

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2024-11-19 01:07

A poem: 'Mothers are like angels on earth, guiding us from our very birth. Their love is pure, a precious berth, in the journey of life's great worth.' A funny story: Once on Mother's Day, a little boy tried to make breakfast for his mom. He ended up making a huge mess with eggs everywhere, but his mom was so touched by the effort.

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