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What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?

2024-11-17 01:55
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There was this drunk best friend who went to a fast - food joint. He was so drunk that he tried to order a pizza. When the cashier told him it was a burger place, he started arguing that they should start selling pizza too. He went on and on about how pizza was the best thing ever, and everyone in the place was just staring at him in disbelief. It was quite a scene.

A drunk best friend of mine once got into a cab thinking it was his own car. He started yelling at the driver, 'Take me home, Jeeves!' The poor driver was so confused. When he finally realized it wasn't his car, he just laughed it off and apologized profusely. These drunk moments are always so unpredictable and funny.

Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.

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