What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?

I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.

There were two best friends who thought it would be a great idea to prank their neighbors by putting a fake snake in their mailbox. But when they went to check on it later, they found that the neighbor had put a fake mouse in the mailbox in return. They were so shocked and then they all had a good laugh about it.

I heard a story where two best friends went to a costume party. One friend came as a mermaid and the other as a pirate. But the mermaid costume was so big and clumsy that every time the mermaid friend tried to walk, she'd fall over. The pirate friend had to keep 'rescuing' her all night. It was really funny.

A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.

A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.

In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.

A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.

One of the best drunk stories I've heard was about a guy who thought he could talk to the moon. He climbed onto his roof while drunk and started having a full - on conversation with what he believed was the moon. His friends were trying so hard not to laugh and get him down safely.

A teen once mistook a strong liquor for a soft drink at a party. He took a big gulp and his eyes nearly popped out. He then ran around looking for water to cool his burning throat. It was so funny.

I heard about a couple who met at a wine tasting event. They both got a bit tipsy and started sharing their dreams and fears. They realized they were really attracted to each other's personalities. They ended up getting married a year later.