Can you share a borrow funny story?

A student borrowed a calculator from his classmate during an exam. But he didn't know how to use that new - model calculator properly. He kept pressing the wrong buttons and the calculator made all kinds of beeping sounds. The whole class started looking at him and the teacher came over. He was so flustered and it was really funny. In the end, he didn't even get to use the calculator correctly.

Sure. Well, once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow at birds. It was hilarious to see his confused face when he couldn't quite get the hang of it like a real cat.

Sure. There was a dog who always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a big package. The dog barked as usual, but this time, the package was so big that when the mailman put it down, it fell over and made a loud noise. The dog got scared and ran away yelping. It hid behind the sofa until its owner came home and calmed it down.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat. It tried to catch its own tail all day long, running around in circles. It was so silly and made everyone who saw it laugh.

Well, a group of ducks once decided to cross a busy road. They waddled in a line, one after the other. The cars had to stop and wait for them. One duck at the end of the line seemed to be daydreaming and was left behind. It suddenly realized it was alone and started running as fast as its little legs could carry it to catch up with the others. The drivers were all laughing at this cute scene.

Sure. Once upon a time, a cat chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little mouse. It ran around in circles for ages, until it finally got dizzy and just plopped down. It was hilarious to watch.

Well, I haven't actually read it. But I can imagine that the parts where the exorcist describes the strange phenomena during the exorcism could be really interesting, like how the possessed person behaves in an abnormal way.

At a bookstore, an elderly man walked in. He asked the clerk for a book on ancient history. The clerk showed him a few options. But the old man then said, 'I don't want any of these. I want the book that has the real secrets of the pyramids, like how they really built them with alien technology!' The clerk couldn't help but chuckle and said, 'Sir, we don't have that one yet, but if we do, you'll be the first to know!'

Well, here's one. I was at a friend's party. There was a karaoke machine. I decided to be brave and sing. I thought I was doing great until I realized I was singing the wrong song entirely. I had mixed up two very different popular songs. My friends couldn't stop laughing at me for the rest of the night.

Sure. Once I was at a zoo. I was standing in front of the monkey enclosure. There was a monkey that seemed really interested in my hat. It kept reaching out as if it wanted to grab it. I took my hat off and waved it at the monkey. The monkey got so excited that it started jumping up and down. Then it suddenly turned around and showed its backside to me. It was so unexpected and hilarious.