Tell me a 1 paragraph funny story.

A guy walked into a library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' and he jumped in fright.

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He was very brave but also a bit too curious. One day, he saw a big, shiny object on the table. It looked like a huge piece of cheese. He climbed up the table leg and when he reached the top, he realized it was just a yellow plastic toy. He was so disappointed that he accidentally knocked it over and it rolled off the table. He then quickly ran away, thinking the 'cheese' was chasing him. It was really a funny sight to see the little mouse scurrying around in panic.

Once upon a time, there was a duck. This duck thought it was a chicken. It tried to roost in a tree like a chicken. But every time it flapped its wings, it would slide down the trunk. It was so silly! In the second paragraph, the other ducks found it. They laughed and laughed. They showed the silly duck how to swim and quack properly. The silly duck was confused at first but then started to enjoy being a duck. In the end, the silly duck became the most entertaining duck in the pond, always making the others laugh with its chicken - like antics.

Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'

Once upon a time, there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he decided to cheer it up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. But instead of getting happy, the penguin just stared at him blankly. Then, the man slipped on a little puddle of water while dancing and fell right on his behind. The penguin seemed to tilt its head as if it was thinking, 'What on earth is this human doing?' It was really hilarious.

There was a little mouse who thought he was a lion. In the first paragraph, he strutted around the mouse hole, trying to roar like a lion. It came out as a squeak. In the second paragraph, he decided to go hunting. He saw a crumb and pounced on it as if it was a big antelope. In the third paragraph, he tried to mark his territory like a lion, but all he could do was leave a little pee mark. In the fourth paragraph, when a real cat showed up, instead of running away, he stood his ground and tried to scare the cat with his tiny paws. The cat just looked at him amused. In the fifth paragraph, he finally realized he was just a mouse and scurried back into his hole.

Once upon a time, a magician was performing on stage. He said he could make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand, said the magic words, and opened the box. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, his assistant was gone. The magician was so shocked that he accidentally turned himself into a carrot.

Sure. Once there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased its own tail like a dog, spinning around in circles. But when a real dog came along, the cat got scared and ran up a tree. The dog just looked at the cat in confusion, wondering why it was acting so strange. In another instance, a man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Don't feed the monkeys'. But he thought it was a joke. So he gave a banana to a monkey. Well, the monkey took the banana and then threw it right back at the man, hitting him on the head. It was quite a hilarious sight for the other visitors at the zoo.

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'

One day, a duck walked into a library. It quacked at the librarian, who was very confused. The duck then waddled over to the pond section of the bookshelves. It sat there for hours as if it was reading. When it finally left, it left a little puddle behind. Another time, a group of squirrels decided to have a race. One squirrel got distracted by a shiny acorn and started chasing it instead. It ran in the wrong direction and ended up in a dog's yard. The dog barked at it and the squirrel ran back to the starting line, looking very embarrassed.