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What are the best kid funny short stories you know?

2024-11-16 21:34
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A kid once tried to teach his pet dog to talk. He spent hours every day saying simple words like 'hello' and 'goodbye' to the dog. The dog just barked back, but the kid was convinced that the dog was trying to say the words in dog language. It was hilarious.

Well, there is a story about a boy who saw a puddle and thought it was a magic pool. He jumped into it fully clothed, thinking he would gain superpowers. Instead, he got all muddy and his mother had to give him a bath right away. This shows the innocent and funny imagination of kids.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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Attack of the Adorable Kid: President Daddy's Infinite Pampering

Attack of the Adorable Kid: President Daddy's Infinite Pampering

On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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What are the best short funny kid stories you know?

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2024-10-29 09:48

A kid thought that when the wind blew, it was the trees having a big hair day. Another one is when a child saw a penguin in a book and said it was a tuxedo - wearing duck. And a little boy was so excited about his first snowfall that he tried to make a snowman inside the house using cotton balls from the bathroom.

What are the best funny short child stories you know?

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2024-12-15 15:11

Here is one. A child tried to feed his toy dinosaur with real food because he thought it was alive. He put a plate of spaghetti in front of it and was waiting for it to start eating. It was so cute and funny.

What are the best happy funny short stories you know?

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2024-12-13 03:50

Well, there's the story of the duck that got lost in a supermarket. It waddled up and down the aisles, quacking at the customers. People were both surprised and amused. In the end, the store manager caught it and released it outside.

What are the best scary funny short stories you know?

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2024-12-12 13:21

A story I like is about a vampire who was allergic to garlic. One day, he went to a restaurant not knowing they served garlic bread. When the smell hit him, his fangs started to itch. He tried to be cool about it but ended up sneezing all over the place. It was a funny and spooky scene.

What are the best funny motivational short stories you know?

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2024-12-10 17:09

One story is about a clumsy penguin. All the other penguins were good at swimming and catching fish. This penguin was always the last. But he was very good at making the other penguins laugh. One day, a big storm came. The penguins were scared. But this clumsy penguin told funny stories and made everyone feel better. In the end, they all worked together and survived the storm. It shows that everyone has their value.

What are the best cool funny short stories you know?

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2024-12-06 18:35

There's a really funny short story about a group of birds. They decided to have a singing competition. The crow was so confident that it could win. But when it started to sing, all the other birds covered their ears. The crow was so offended that it said it would never sing again. But the next day, it couldn't help but start singing again, and the same thing happened. It's a great example of a cool and funny short story. This story shows how self - confident the crow was, but also how bad its singing actually was, which creates a very humorous situation.

What are the best short funny spooky stories you know?

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2024-12-06 12:27

Well, I know a story. A vampire went to a dentist. The dentist was shocked but the vampire just said, 'I need to get my fangs polished.' The dentist couldn't stop laughing and the vampire left in a huff, saying it was a spooky experience for him. It's a short and funny take on a spooky character.

What are the best funny sarcastic short stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-06 05:10

A funny sarcastic short story is about a man who boasted about his driving skills. His wife said, 'Yes, dear. Every time you drive, it's like a new adventure in chaos and near - death experiences.' There's also a story where a girl showed her very messy drawing to her art teacher. The teacher said, 'This is so creative. It looks like the work of a deranged genius.'

What are the best English funny short stories you know?

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2024-12-02 14:01

There is a story about two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' It's humorous as it gives human - like behavior and thoughts to fish, who of course can't drive a tank in reality. It shows a silly and unexpected situation.

What are the best funny short campfire stories you know?

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2024-12-01 13:48

In a camping trip, a group of friends decided to tell spooky but funny stories. One girl told a story about a ghost who was scared of the dark. So every time the night came, the ghost would hide in a camper's sleeping bag. Everyone was laughing so hard imagining a scared ghost.

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