Share a funny first date poop - related incident.

I went on a first date to a coffee shop. Mid - conversation, I got this really bad stomach pain. I knew I had to go. I excused myself and made a dash for the loo. It took me a while in there. When I finally came out, my date was looking a bit worried. I told him what happened. He just chuckled and said it was okay. We then continued our date, and it actually made us more relaxed around each other.

When my little nephew was potty training. He was so proud of his poop that he wanted to show everyone. He ran out of the bathroom with his little potty in hand and started yelling 'Look what I did!' It was so cute and funny.

Here's a story. There was this couple on their first date. They decided to go for a walk in the park. Mid - way, the guy had a sudden urge. He was so embarrassed but he couldn't hold it. He quickly found a bush and had to poop there. His date was shocked at first but then she thought it was kind of funny in a strange way. After that, they continued their date more casually.

According to many such stories, you can simply apologize and then move on quickly. Don't let it linger and make it a bigger deal. I know of a story where the person who farted quickly said sorry and then changed the topic to something really interesting, and they ended up having a great first date anyway.

Sure. In my neighborhood, there's a guy who makes compost. He put in some really old cabbage that smelled horrible. One day, a curious raccoon got into the compost bin. When the guy went to check on his compost the next morning, he saw the raccoon running away with a piece of stinky cabbage in its mouth. He couldn't stop laughing at the sight.

Sure. In my office, we had a video call meeting. One of my colleagues' cat jumped on his lap and started walking all over the keyboard during the meeting. His face was so panicked as he tried to shoo the cat away while still looking professional. And we could see all these random characters popping up on his screen as the cat stepped on the keys. It was a really funny moment in the middle of the serious COVID - 19 work - from - home situation.

The other day it was boiling outside. I went to the ice - cream truck. There was a long line. When it was finally my turn, the ice - cream man's ice - creams were all melting. He was running around trying to serve them fast enough. He accidentally dropped a big scoop of strawberry ice - cream on a little boy's head. The boy was more excited about having ice - cream on his head than being angry. It was really hilarious.

In case it smells really bad, you could excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Spray some perfume or something when you come back. Then, when you return, change the topic to something more interesting to distract from the incident.

Sure. There was this guy at a camping site. He had a bow and arrow for some target practice. He aimed at a tree trunk. But instead of hitting the trunk, the arrow got stuck in his own hat which he had placed on a nearby branch for safekeeping. His friends had a great laugh seeing his arrow - decorated hat.

There was a chef on a cooking show who was demonstrating how to make a gourmet baked beans dish. But as he was adding spices, he sneezed and the whole jar of a super - spicy spice went into the beans. When he tasted it, his face turned red and he started coughing. The audience was in stitches. It was a really funny moment on the show.