Tell me a funny first date poop story.

My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.

Once, my little nephew was potty training. He was sitting on the toilet and suddenly shouted, 'Mommy, the poop is like a little snake!' It was so hilarious because he was so excited about his discovery. His innocent description made the whole family burst into laughter.

Well, once I went on a date to an amusement park. We decided to go on the roller coaster first. As the coaster started going up, my date got so nervous and started singing really loudly. It was a really silly song too. Everyone in the cart was looking at us and laughing. But it actually made the whole experience really fun and memorable.

Once, my Roomba was cleaning as usual. My dog had just made a little poop mess in the corner. Before I could clean it up, the Roomba rolled right over it. It started spreading the poop all over the floor instead of cleaning it. It was a hilarious and gross mess. I had to quickly stop the Roomba and clean everything up by hand.

Well, there was this kid, let's call him Jack. Jack was at the park, standing under a lamppost. A pigeon that was sitting on the lamppost decided to relieve itself and poop landed right on Jack's head. Jack's friends around him burst out laughing. Jack, instead of crying, joined in the laughter. He thought it was so silly that a pigeon would choose his head as its toilet. After that, he always looked up before standing still for too long in the park.

Once there was a little kid named Timmy. He was playing in the park near a tree. A bird flew above him and pooped right on his head! Timmy was so shocked at first, but then he started to laugh. His mom came running over, also trying not to laugh. She quickly cleaned him up, and from that day on, Timmy always looked up before standing under a tree.

One time on a first date, I had a really bad stomachache. I tried to hold it in but ended up having to excuse myself multiple times. It was so embarrassing. I was worried the person would think I was sick or something. But when I finally came back, we just laughed it off and it actually made the rest of the date more relaxed.

A man once went camping and he had a very close encounter with a wild animal's poop. He was walking in the forest and suddenly stepped on something squishy. When he realized it was poop, he jumped around trying to get it off his shoe. His friends saw him and burst out laughing. He then told the story over and over again at the campsite, each time adding more exaggerated details, which made everyone laugh even more.

I'm not sure exactly which first date story of Obama is widely known. But it could have been a simple and normal encounter where he got to know his future partner. Maybe it was at a community event or through mutual friends, and they started talking, shared interests, and from there, a relationship began to form.

I went on a Valentine's date to a movie theater. We got the wrong seats and ended up sitting next to a couple who were very much in love and were constantly whispering sweet nothings to each other. My date and I started making funny faces at each other about it. Then, during the movie, my date accidentally dropped their popcorn all over the floor. We tried to be quiet as we picked it up, but we couldn't stop giggling. It was a really fun and comical date.