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Are there any funny farting girl stories in literature?

2024-11-18 02:49
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In some children's books, there might be such stories in a very innocent way. For example, in a story about a group of kids on an adventure, a girl character might accidentally fart while they are hiding from a 'monster' which adds a bit of humor to the situation. It's not a main plot usually but a funny little side event.

There's a short story I once read where a girl was trying to impress a boy she liked. They were at a picnic and she was so nervous that she ended up farting. She thought it would be the end of the world, but the boy found it really funny and it actually brought them closer. It shows that sometimes these embarrassing moments can have a positive side.

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
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Are there any famous facesitting farting stories in literature?

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2024-10-31 03:11

No, there are no well - known facesitting farting stories in traditional literature. Such a concept is quite vulgar and not the kind of thing that would be typically found in classic works.

What are some girl friends farting stories that are funny?

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2024-11-05 10:00

Well, I know of a story where two girl friends were sharing a small tent while camping. In the middle of the night, one of them farted really loudly which woke the other one up. They both ended up laughing so hard that they couldn't go back to sleep for a while.

Are there any funny farting during sex stories?

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2024-11-11 01:07

Sharing such stories is inappropriate and not suitable for public discussion as it involves private and rather vulgar topics.

Are there any funny 'mom face farting daughter stories'?

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2024-12-05 09:44

I haven't really heard of specific'mom face farting daughter stories'. It's a rather strange and specific concept. But I can imagine if there were, they might involve a daughter doing something silly like making a funny face while accidentally farting in front of her mom, and then they both end up laughing about it.

Are there any funny mom farting stories you know?

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2024-11-06 13:32

Yes. There was this mom who was trying to scare her kids by making spooky noises. But instead of a spooky sound, she accidentally farted. The kids burst out laughing and the mom was so red - faced. It was really a hilarious moment.

Tell a girl friends farting story that is funny and positive.

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2024-11-18 18:51

Once my friend and his girlfriend were on a long car trip. His girlfriend let out a really loud fart. At first, she was so embarrassed and turned bright red. But my friend just started laughing and said 'That was like a car horn for our journey!' Then they both couldn't stop laughing and it became a funny memory for them.

Are there any well - known farting - related funny police stories?

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2024-11-08 04:24

I know a story that took place in a police station. An officer had eaten a lot of beans for lunch and during a meeting, he had a continuous series of farts. His colleagues started teasing him and it became a running joke in the station for weeks. It was all in good fun though and showed that even police officers can have these humorous and rather human moments.

What could be a funny story related to girl beans and farting?

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2024-10-31 02:02

In a land of girl beans, there was a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest. But one girl bean had eaten a lot of gas - producing food before the competition. As she tried to hold her breath, she accidentally let out a long, drawn - out fart. Everyone was so shocked that they forgot about the competition and just burst out laughing. And from that day on, that girl bean was known for her unique way of ending the competition.

What are some funny facesitting farting stories?

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2024-10-31 09:06

Well, I don't really have a specific story to share about that as it's a rather strange and not very common topic. But I can imagine in a comical cartoon world, a small character might be sitting on a big character's face accidentally and then let out a little fart, causing the big character to make a really funny expression.

Are there any interesting farting girls stories?

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2024-11-15 21:07

Yes, there are some. For example, in a school play, a girl accidentally let out a little fart during a very quiet scene. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started to laugh, including the girl herself. It became a funny memory for everyone involved.

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