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Can you share some funny non - sexual reasons that sent people to the ER?

2024-11-17 19:44
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There was a story of a woman who was trying to imitate a dance move she saw on TV. She spun around too fast and lost her balance, hitting her head on the wall. She felt dizzy and had to be taken to the ER. It was a case of over - enthusiasm for a dance trend gone wrong.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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3442 Chs
Hidden Marriage: A Heaven-sent Billionaire Husband

Hidden Marriage: A Heaven-sent Billionaire Husband

She married a driver she just met. However, the last thing that had ever come to her expectation was that her bridegroom was no other than the most mysterious billionaire in the city. This marriage brought her baby twins. Thus, she worked harder to support this family. She was the queen of the entertainment circle. When she met the king who dominated the business world, she finally knew her husband’s true identity.
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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Funny sex sent me to the ER stories. What are some common reasons in such stories?

1 answer
2024-12-12 23:50

Another possible reason is that some people might overexert themselves during sex. If they have an underlying heart condition, the intense physical activity can trigger problems like a heart attack or extreme shortness of breath, which would require emergency medical attention.

Share some real life funny non - sexual stories.

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2024-12-12 16:01

Once I was at a coffee shop. A man walked in with his dog, which was wearing a tiny hat. He ordered a latte and then his dog started barking at the barista in a very high - pitched way. It was so funny that everyone in the shop started laughing. The man was so embarrassed but also found it hilarious.

Share some funny true embarrassing non - sexual stories.

3 answers
2024-11-23 06:45

Once, I was at a job interview. I got up to shake hands with the interviewer and accidentally knocked over a cup of coffee on their desk. The coffee spilled everywhere, soaking important papers. I was so embarrassed, but the interviewer was really nice about it. In the end, I didn't get the job, but it was a memorable and embarrassing moment.

What kind of funny non - sexual 4chan stories can you share?

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2024-11-21 07:10

Well, there are stories about 4chan's role in starting some really fun and innocent online trends. For example, a trend of sharing pictures of your most embarrassing childhood toys. It was all in good fun and had no sexual content. Also, there are stories of users sharing their travel mishaps in a comical way, like getting lost in a really small town and the funny things that happened during that time.

Can you share some funny sexual stories?

2 answers
2024-11-02 00:47

Sharing sexual stories is inappropriate and not suitable for public discussion, so I can't provide relevant content.

Can you share some funny non - sexual granny stories from different cultures?

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2024-11-30 14:41

In Western cultures, there are often stories about grandmothers and their pets. Like a granny who has a big dog that she tries to dress up in cute little outfits. The dog doesn't like it at all and runs around the house trying to get out of the clothes, much to the granny's dismay but it makes for a hilarious sight.

Can you share some non - sexual aquaria stories?

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2024-12-02 06:50

Sure. There are many great non - sexual aquaria stories. For example, there was a community aquarium where a group of children were involved in taking care of the fish. They learned about responsibility and the life cycle of the fish. It was a really heartwarming experience.

Can you share some non - sexual cougar stories?

3 answers
2024-11-26 19:12

Sure. Cougars are known for their remarkable hunting skills. There was a story about a cougar that managed to take down a large deer single - handedly. It stalked the deer patiently, waited for the perfect moment, and then pounced with great speed and precision.

Can you share some non - sexual Indian stories?

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2024-11-25 20:26

The Ramayana is a very famous Indian epic. It tells the story of Prince Rama's journey to rescue his wife Sita from the demon king Ravana. This story is full of heroic deeds, loyalty, and the victory of good over evil. It has been passed down for generations and has a profound influence on Indian culture and values.

Can you share some non - sexual shower stories?

1 answer
2024-11-21 21:17

I remember a really cold shower I had once when the hot water heater broke. It was freezing but also made me realize how much I take hot water for granted. I was shivering the whole time but it was also a unique experience.

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