What are some of the funniest sex sent me to the ER stories?

I don't really have any specific 'crazy sex sent me to the er stories' as they are quite personal and inappropriate. But I can say that engaging in any risky or extreme sexual behavior can lead to unforeseen and dangerous consequences, like physical injuries that might require emergency medical attention.

There was a guy who thought it would be really sexy to surprise his partner by wearing a rather skimpy and elaborate costume. But when he showed up, he got so nervous that he tripped over his own feet and landed face - first on the floor, costume all askew. His partner couldn't stop laughing instead of being turned on.

Sharing such stories is inappropriate and unethical as it involves disrespecting others' privacy and dignity. Escorts are people too and these types of stories should not be made public for entertainment purposes.

One time, a customer accidentally set off a vibrating product while holding it in their hand, and they jumped about a foot in the air. It was quite a sight.

Sharing sexual stories is inappropriate and not suitable for general discussion. We can focus on funny general short stories instead. For example, there was a story about a clumsy magician whose magic tricks always went wrong in the most hilarious ways.

Wang Qiu 'er wasn't sent by Tang San, but because of the attribute guidance she obtained Huo Yuhao's complete memories, and developed a yearning for the human world. Tang San had done something to Wang Qiu 'er's attributes, making her Huo Yuhao's nemesis. After transforming into a human, Wang Qiu 'er moved in the name of Wang Qiu' er, and didn't receive any direct orders from Tang San. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!

There was this one time when my classmates dressed me as a girl for a bet. They found an old - fashioned floral dress from the thrift store. They put so much blush on my cheeks that I looked like a clown. And the wig they put on me was all tangled. When I walked into the classroom, everyone burst out laughing. It was hilarious because I was so clumsy in those high heels they made me wear.

A Florida man once showed up at a zoo and tried to have a staring contest with a alligator. He stood there for a long time, making all kinds of faces at the gator. Fortunately, the gator didn't seem too interested, but it was quite a sight. This kind of odd behavior is what makes Florida man stories so funny.

One funny historical story is about King Canute. His courtiers flattered him, saying he was so powerful he could command the tides. So, the king went to the shore and ordered the waves to stop. Of course, the tides didn't listen. It was a humorous way to show the limits of even a king's power.

One funny moment was when a contestant brought his pet parrot on the show. The parrot started repeating all the embarrassing things the contestant had said before coming on the show. It was so unexpected and had everyone in stitches.