Can you tell me another set of funny college procrastinator stories?
A college girl had a fitness test coming up. She procrastinated on her training. The day before the test, she tried to do all the exercises she was supposed to have been practicing for weeks. She ended up doing sit - ups in the most comical way, like a fish out of water flapping around. And when running the mile, she took so many breaks that it took her twice as long as everyone else.
Sure. One student had to read a whole book for a literature class and write a review. He waited until the night before. He tried to speed - read the book but kept falling asleep. In the end, he wrote the review based on what he remembered from the first few chapters and his wild guesses about the rest. His review was so off - topic that the teacher thought he had read a different book.
There was a student who had to do a group project. He was the one who always procrastinated. He didn't do any work until the day of the presentation. His group members were furious. He had to quickly improvise and started talking about some random ideas that had nothing to do with their original plan. His group got a lower grade because of him, but his crazy explanations during the presentation were quite funny.
Share some funny college procrastinator stories.
There was this one time when a student had to prepare a presentation. He procrastinated until the last minute. He quickly threw together some slides with the most random pictures he could find on his phone. When he presented, he had to make up the most hilarious explanations on the spot to connect those pictures to the topic, like saying a picture of his lunch was related to historical events because it had the same colors as the flag of a certain country at that time.
Tell me some funny college drinking stories.
At a college mixer, there was a 'beer pong' tournament. One team thought they were so clever and made up their own special rules. But when they tried to enforce them, they just got confused themselves. The other teams were laughing so hard that they could barely play the game.
Tell me some funny college prank stories.
There was this prank where students switched the nameplates on all the professors' offices. So, when the professors came in, they were really confused, especially when they entered the wrong office thinking it was theirs. It took a while for the whole mess to be sorted out, and everyone had a good laugh about it in the end.
Tell me some funny college football stories.
One time, during a college football game, a player was so excited to score a touchdown that he ran the wrong way. Instead of running towards his team's end zone, he sprinted towards the opponent's end zone. His teammates were yelling at him to turn around, and the whole stadium was in stitches.
Tell me some funny college party stories.
At one college party, there was a costume contest. One guy came dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. He tried to dance but kept knocking things over. It was hilarious as he chased people around the room, his little arms flailing inside the costume.
Another Set of Funny School Suspension Stories
A girl was suspended for accidentally dyeing the school pool pink. She was trying to do a science experiment at home with some pink dye and thought it would be cool to see what would happen if she put it in the pool. Turns out, it was a big mess and she got in trouble.
Another set of funny doctor jokes stories
A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, take these pills and if it doesn't work, give me a ring.' It's a simple play on words that is quite humorous.
Can you tell me another set of hilarious true first date stories?
My sister had a first date at a bowling alley. She was doing really well until she went to pick up a bowling ball and it slipped out of her hands and rolled all the way down the lane, knocking down all the pins in the neighboring lane. Her date couldn't stop laughing, and they ended up having a great time joking about it for the rest of the date.
Easy, can you tell me another funny story?
Sure. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw an elephant and thought it was a big dog. So he tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick at the elephant, and the elephant just looked at him and then used its trunk to spray water all over the boy. The boy was soaking wet but he still laughed because he thought it was a really strange 'dog'.
Tell me some more funny college admission stories.
A girl applied to a college and in the 'Why do you want to come to this college?' part, she wrote that she had a dream where the college mascot told her she had to come there. It was so silly but the college liked her honesty and sense of humor and admitted her.