What are some of the best funny joke short stories?

A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.

Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.

There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.

One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.

A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.

Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

There's a story of a duck that walked into a bar and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender, a bit annoyed, said no. This went on for a few days. Finally, the bartender yelled, 'If you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I'll nail your beak to the bar!' The next day, the duck came in and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said no. So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a simple and funny story that kids can easily understand and enjoy.

Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

One funny joke story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's funny because snails are known for being slow, and the idea of things happening too fast for a snail is a comical contrast.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.