Tell me some pun - based humor Christmas jokes in short stories form.

Sure! Here's one. Santa was feeling a bit ho - ho - hopeless because his sleigh was on the fritz. He said, 'I'm having a rein of bad luck!' Another one: The Christmas tree was feeling very green - with envy when it saw the shiny new ornaments on the other tree. It said, 'I'm just a needle in a haystack compared to you!'

One Christmas pun story is about Santa's helpers. They are subordinate Clauses (Santa's elves). It's a simple yet funny play on words, as 'subordinate clauses' is a grammar term, but here it's used to humorously describe the elves' relation to Santa.

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

A short story - Santa was checking his list twice. He saw the name 'Bob' and said, 'Bob? I don't remember a Bob.' His elf said, 'Santa, that's your mirror.' This joke plays on Santa's forgetfulness and the unexpected twist of him seeing his own reflection. It's a quick and funny little story that can bring a smile during Christmas time.

Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.

Here's a joke. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! It's a humorous take on Santa getting all the attention during Christmas while people do a lot of work for the celebrations. And as for a story, there was once a little church that wanted to do something special for Christmas. They decided to put on a live nativity scene. But the donkey they borrowed was really stubborn. Every time Mary tried to sit on it, the donkey would bray and run a little bit. It made for a very comical start to their nativity play but in the end, they managed to get it under control and it became a beloved tradition in their small town.

Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.

Joke: What's Father Christmas's favorite music? Wrap music! Here's a story. There was an old man who lived alone and was very grumpy. He didn't believe in Father Christmas. But one Christmas, Father Christmas left him a present anyway - a book of happy memories. The old man started to read it and it made him think of all the good times in his life. He became less grumpy and started to believe in the magic of Christmas again.

A story is that a family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids were making up jokes. One said 'What does Santa do when he gets angry? He gives coal - powered presents!'. It was a play on the naughty - nice list and coal for bad kids in a really funny way.

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'