What are the funniest shroom stories you know?

There was a person who went on a shroom trip and thought they were a mermaid. They got into a kiddie pool in their backyard and refused to come out, splashing around and singing made - up mermaid songs.

A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.

A friend of mine had a strange 'stalking' experience. There was a parrot that would wait for him outside his apartment every morning. It would mimic his voice when he said hello. Turns out the parrot escaped from a nearby house and just liked my friend's voice.

I know a story where an archer was teaching a newbie. The newbie was so eager to show what he learned that he didn't pay attention to his form. When he shot, the arrow flew in a zig - zag pattern and landed in a puddle. The archer and the onlookers were in stitches. It was a reminder that proper form is really important in archery, but it also made for a really funny moment.

One funny Akpos story is when he tried to help his mother cook. His mother asked him to get some salt. He brought back a whole bag of sugar instead, saying it looked like salt. His mother was both shocked and amused.

A funny yoga story is that a woman wore a really loose - fitting top to yoga class. When she was doing an inverted pose, her top fell over her head. She was so shocked at first but then started laughing, and the whole class joined in. It was a very comical moment.

There is a story about Poseidon and a dolphin. Poseidon was in a hurry to get somewhere and he asked a dolphin to give him a ride. The dolphin, being a bit mischievous, swam in circles for a while before finally taking Poseidon where he wanted to go. Poseidon was so frustrated but also couldn't help but laugh at the dolphin's antics. It was a comical moment in the underwater world.

In a cheese shop, a customer asked for the smelliest cheese. The shopkeeper gave him a very strong - smelling cheese. The customer opened it right there and the smell was so overpowering that everyone in the shop started coughing and laughing at the same time. The customer, instead of being embarrassed, joined in the laughter and said it was exactly what he wanted.

I heard about a guy who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He would throw a ball and expect the cat to bring it back. But the cat just stared at him as if he was crazy. After days of trying, he finally realized how foolish he had been. Cats are not dogs after all, and the whole process was rather comical.

There was a bunny who lived near a human house. One day, it found a pair of old sunglasses. The bunny put them on and strutted around as if it was the coolest bunny in the forest. All the other animals were both confused and amused by this new - look bunny with sunglasses.