I know a story where a patient was so chatty during the pre - colonoscopy consultation that he told the doctor all sorts of wild stories about his diet and bowel movements, thinking it would make the procedure more interesting. And during the colonoscopy, a different patient started singing softly in his sleep under the anesthesia, which was quite hilarious for the staff. There was also a patient who, after the colonoscopy, demanded a 'colonoscopy souvenir' like a picture of his colon with a funny caption.
One of the funniest colonoscopy stories is about a man who thought the colonoscopy was like a video game where the doctor was the 'player' and his colon was the 'level'. He was giving the doctor all sorts of 'tips' on how to navigate through his colon. Another patient was so nervous that he accidentally called the colonoscopy device a 'colon - o - scope' and made everyone in the room laugh. And there was a patient who, when told about the preparation for the colonoscopy, said he thought he was training for a 'colonoscopy Olympics' with all the fasting and cleansing.
A patient once told the medical staff before the colonoscopy that he was more worried about his colonoscopy 'look' than the actual procedure. He was joking about how his colon might be presented in pictures. Another patient woke up and immediately asked if his colon was now 'colonoscopy - proof'.
I heard about a woman who during colonoscopy prep, accidentally spilled the prep liquid all over her kitchen counter. She was so flustered trying to clean it up while also worrying about getting the prep done on time. And then she realized she had some on her face from when she was trying to gulp it down quickly. It was quite the sight.
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.
There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.