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Funny if you ever feel dumb stories

2024-11-18 18:20
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I was at a coffee shop and wanted to add some cream to my coffee. I saw a small container that looked like cream but it was actually some sort of lemon - flavored sauce. When I poured it into my coffee and took a sip, the sour taste made me spit it right back out. I felt so dumb at that moment but now it makes me laugh. There were so many obvious signs that it wasn't cream but I just wasn't paying attention.

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Funny if you ever feel dumb stories about technology

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2024-11-18 20:28

I thought my phone was broken because the screen went black. I panicked and started pressing all the buttons. After a while, I realized I had just accidentally turned off the screen display. It was such a simple thing but I felt so dumb for not realizing it immediately.

Can you share some funny dumb stories?

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2024-12-09 23:42

Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.

Can you share some funny dumb short stories?

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2024-12-12 06:06

There was a guy who tried to open a can of soup with his car keys. He poked at it for ages until the keys got stuck in the can. All because he couldn't find the can opener and thought his keys would work in a really dumb way.

Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?

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2024-11-22 09:04

A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.

Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?

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2024-11-03 06:24

Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.

Tell me some dumb funny stories.

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2024-12-10 18:13

Here is one. A guy went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was really confused and asked, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy replied, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

Share some funny dumb customer stories.

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2024-11-15 05:11

One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.

A novel that plays dumb and is funny

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2024-12-28 19:26

The following are some recommendations for some silly and funny ancient novels: 1. The story takes place in a small courtyard house. It tells the story of a family's relocation and all kinds of funny plots. 2. " Super Prosperous Husband System ": The male protagonist was mistaken for a beggar, triggering a series of funny events. 3. " That Fool, That Man in That Village ": In order to escape from the scoundrel, the heroine pretended to be a fool and started a funny story. Please note that the above recommendations are based on the search results provided. There may be other novels that are suitable for you.

What are the most memorable funny dumb dog stories?

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2024-11-22 08:57

One memorable story is about a dog that tried to bury a bone in the hardwood floor. It scratched at the floor for ages as if it could dig a hole right there. It was hilarious to watch its determination.

What are the funniest elements in dumb funny drunk stories?

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2024-11-03 07:53

Another funny element is the misinterpretation of the surroundings. When someone is drunk, they might see things in a completely different way. For example, thinking an inanimate object is a living being or a place as something else entirely. It leads to all kinds of strange and comical situations that are a joy to watch or hear about.

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