Can you share some funny DnD session stories?

A very memorable one was when our cleric tried to heal a poisoned character. But instead of using the right spell, he used a spell that made the character's skin turn bright purple and their hair stand on end. They looked like a walking, talking, purple - haired monster. And every time someone tried to touch them to reverse the effect, they got a small electric shock. It led to a lot of silly situations as we tried to fix it.

Sure. Once, my friend's character, a bumbling wizard, tried to cast a spell to make himself fly. Instead, he turned his robes into a giant, flapping bird that carried him around while he flailed helplessly. It was hilarious.

Once in a DND session, we were exploring an old, abandoned castle. As we entered the dungeon, strange whispers filled the air. My character, a brave knight, suddenly lost all control of his actions. The DM described my character turning on the party and attacking without any reason. It was a total nightmare as we had to fight our own teammate. We were all so shocked and it took a while to figure out how to subdue my character without killing him.

One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.

In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.

One funny DnD story from 4chan was about a player who tried to use a 'confusion' spell on a group of goblins. Instead of getting confused, the goblins started doing a chaotic dance and singing a made - up song. It was hilarious as the whole encounter turned into a comical performance rather than a fight.

Once, a friend created a character who was a gnome bard. He was supposed to be a great singer but in his backstory, every time he sang, small animals would run away in terror. It made for some hilarious role - playing moments when he tried to perform in taverns.

One time in a DND game, our wizard cast a spell and rolled a nat one. Instead of hitting the enemy, the spell backfired and turned his own robes into a bright pink frilly mess. He was so embarrassed trying to fight while looking like a walking cotton candy.

Once upon a time, in a DND session, our party of adventurers entered a mysterious forest. There were strange noises all around. We came across a talking squirrel. It told us of a hidden treasure but also warned of a giant spider guarding it. We decided to take the risk. As we crept closer, the spider emerged. But our wizard cast a sleep spell and it worked! We got the treasure and it was filled with magical items.

Once in a DND 5E game on Reddit, a player's character, a clumsy wizard, tried to cast a simple spell to light a torch. But instead of the torch, he set his own robes on fire. It was hilarious as he ran around panicking while the other players just watched in shock and then burst out laughing.