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One funny Florida man story is about a man who tried to rob a bank while wearing a T - shirt that said 'I'm a robber'. He was caught almost immediately. Another one is a Florida man who called 911 because his hamburger didn't have enough pickles. And there was also a Florida man who tried to tame a wild alligator in his backyard thinking it was a big lizard.

There was a Florida man who tried to rob a bank with a lemon. He thought it looked like a gun. The teller just stared at him in disbelief and he was easily caught. It was so ridiculous.

One Funny Florida Man story is about a man who tried to rob a bank with a lollipop. He walked into the bank, held up the lollipop like it was a weapon and demanded money. Of course, the bank employees just stared at him in disbelief and he was easily apprehended by the police who arrived shortly after.

Well, one funny story could be about a man in Florida who decided to build a treehouse for himself in his old age. He got all the materials and started construction. However, he accidentally built it on a tree that was home to a large family of squirrels. The squirrels were not happy and kept stealing his tools and nuts he had for a snack. It was a hilarious battle between the man and the squirrels over the treehouse.

Well, one of the famous Florida Man stories is about a Florida Man who tried to fight a gator while drunk. Another could be the one where a Florida Man was found riding a lawnmower on the highway. And there was also a Florida Man who called 911 because his McFlurry wasn't thick enough.

One funny Florida Man story from 2017 could be about a Florida Man who tried to outrun a police car on a lawnmower. It's just so absurd that someone would think they could escape the law using such a slow vehicle. Florida seems to have a lot of these zany tales.

There was this incident in Florida where a woman called the police because an alligator was sunbathing in her backyard pool. She was so outraged as if the alligator had booked a pool day without her permission. And then there was a story of a fisherman who accidentally caught his own hat instead of a fish. He had thrown his line so carelessly that it looped around his hat which was floating nearby.

One of the craziest Florida Man stories is about a man who tried to fight a gator with his bare hands. He thought the gator was on his property and he just went at it. Another story is a Florida Man who was caught driving a lawnmower on the highway, completely oblivious to the chaos he was causing. And then there was the Florida Man who painted his entire house pink in the middle of the night because he said the moon told him to.

Well, one of the famous Florida man stories is about a Florida man who tried to fight an alligator while drunk. Another one might be a Florida man getting arrested for stealing a police car. And there was also a Florida man who thought he could fly and jumped off a roof.

Well, one story could be about a Florida Man who tried to outrun the police on a lawnmower. It was quite a sight as he zipped through yards and alleys, thinking he could get away. But of course, the police caught up with him in the end.