A lady took her parrot to the vet. The parrot kept saying 'I'm a human, I'm a human!' The vet just looked at the parrot and said 'Well, if you're a human, you don't need my help then.' The parrot was speechless for a moment, which was quite comical.
In a library, there was a man who fell asleep while reading a really boring book. He started snoring so loudly that the librarian came over and put a bookmark in his mouth. When he woke up, he was very confused and had no idea why there was a piece of paper in his mouth. It was a very funny sight.
There was a fish who was tired of swimming in the ocean. He decided to go on an adventure on land. He flopped out of the water and onto the beach. He wriggled around and was very excited at first. But then he realized he couldn't breathe. Just when he thought it was all over, a little girl came by and threw him back into the water. The fish learned that his home was the best place for him after all.
Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. So he climbed over the fence and fed them. The zookeeper came running and said, 'Sir, didn't you see the sign?' The man replied, 'Yes, I just thought you didn't want them to be hungry!'
A little boy went to the zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it was a really tall horse with a long neck. He asked his mom if he could ride it. His mom laughed and said no. So, the boy took out his toy horse and held it up next to the giraffe's leg and said, 'Look, my horse is taller now!' Everyone around him burst out laughing at his cute and silly idea.
A young boy decided to give his dog a bath. He filled the bathtub with water and put the dog in. But the dog didn't like it at all and started running around in the tub, splashing water everywhere. The boy ended up wetter than the dog, and there was water all over the bathroom floor. It took him a long time to clean up the mess.
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'TALKING FROG'. He was so curious that he paid the money to see it. Once inside, there was just a normal frog sitting there. He asked the frog, 'Are you the talking frog?' The frog just stared at him. He waited a while and then the frog finally said 'I'm just here to eat flies, I don't know why they put that sign up.'
There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, that was an accident. He was supposed to turn into a rabbit. He got his spells a bit mixed up that day.
Sure. There was an adult man named Dave. He went to a coffee shop. He ordered a large coffee with extra cream. When the barista handed it to him, he took a big sip and got a huge mustache of cream on his face without realizing it. He walked around the shop like that for a while until a little girl pointed at him and giggled. Dave was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.
Santa was checking his list twice when he noticed he had written 'carrots for Rudolf' as one of the presents for a kid. He realized his mistake and laughed so hard that his belly shook like a bowl full of jelly. Then he quickly fixed the list.
Sure. In a restaurant, a customer said to the waiter 'I want some chips'. The waiter, who was from a different country where 'chips' meant 'crisps' not 'French fries', brought a plate of crisps. The customer was a bit surprised but then found it hilarious. He then ordered again more clearly for French fries.
Sure! Once upon a time, there was a little mouse who was very brave. One day, it decided to explore a big house. It had many adventures and finally found a big piece of cheese.