Share some funny protective dad stories.

One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.

Once, a new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He got the diaper on backwards and the baby just looked at him with this confused expression. It was hilarious.

There was this time when I went on a date in high school. My dad secretly followed us to the movie theater. When the date tried to hold my hand, suddenly my dad's face popped up from the seat behind us and he said 'Hands to yourself, young man!'. It was so embarrassing at that moment but now it's a really funny story to tell.

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

Sure. One time my dad was trying to fix the sink. He had all these tools spread out and when he finally thought he got it right, he turned on the water and it sprayed everywhere. He just stood there soaking wet, looking so surprised and we all couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. Once my dad tried to fix the sink. He ended up getting water all over himself. He looked like a drowned rat but was laughing so hard at his own clumsiness.

Sure. One new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He opened the diaper and the baby peed right in his face. He was so shocked but then he just started laughing.

Well, there was this dad who always made his son wear a helmet even when just walking around the house. He was afraid the son might bump his head on something. One time, the son had to answer the door with the helmet on, and the delivery guy was really confused.

Well, there was this instance when my dad was cooking breakfast. He wanted to make pancakes but got distracted by the TV. When he finally remembered the pancakes, they were all burnt black. He just stared at them in disbelief and then we all had a good laugh.

One single dad was doing his daughter's hair for school. He had no idea how to make a ponytail and ended up with a big messy knot on top of her head. But his daughter thought it was the coolest 'new style' and went to school proudly showing it off.