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Share some 2 page funny short stories.

2024-11-19 09:00
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A man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the monkeys'. But he thought he knew better. He took out a banana and held it out to a monkey. The monkey grabbed the banana and then threw it right back at him, hitting him on the nose. The man was shocked while other visitors found it extremely hilarious.

One funny short story could be about a clumsy magician. He was trying to perform a disappearing act on stage. Instead of making his assistant disappear, he accidentally made himself vanish into a small box meant for rabbits. His assistant had to pull him out by his feet while the audience roared with laughter.

There's a story of a little boy who thought he could fly. He climbed onto the roof of his house with a homemade cape. Just as he jumped, his mother came out and screamed. But instead of falling hard, he landed in a big pile of leaves that his father had just raked. His parents couldn't stop laughing at his silly yet brave attempt.

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

[WARNING! THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT] Elysia Davies, is a true beauty with many talents. She is not only the top actress in Los Angeles, California but also the lead vocalist of the ever popular girl group 'Spicy Sugars'… Ivan Moore, the handsome CEO of 'Mystic World & Entertainment', is not only the richest business tycoon of the world but also the charismatic member of the famous boy group 'Golden Amigos'… She is a troublemaker, while he is the peacemaker… She is the 'Feisty Queen’ of the industry whereas he is the 'Chill Dude'… She loves to torture people who hold a grudge against her while he is the king of forgiveness only towards those folks who doesn’t target his families… She is the rich spoiled brat while he is the wealthy respectful heir… Simply, she is the Tormentor but he is the Savior… So many differences between both of them yet they had one thing very much common in their lives…'HATE'..!!! They hate each other with every living cell in their bodies… Just a look at each other is enough to flip their mood off. If they were kept in the same place, it could turn even the most peaceful heaven into a scorching hell. In short, they should never be left alone with each other. That could cause chaos and disasters. But the question is, what will happen when these two opposite poles attract? What if the yin and yang, are abruptly tied together by a so called 'Arrange Marriage'? Will the hatred between them overcome all the boundaries and blossom into LOVE? Or, will they still continue as the two sides of coin rather than blooming into the most 'Mismatched Couple'? And, what does their lives have in store for them? A smooth love track or a roller coaster ride with many twists and turns? --- “I don’t like to walk on flowers if there are no thorns on them. And I’m no saint nor a forgiver… I’m a witch who can make the hell descend on to the earth, on those who tries to step on me. And there is no ‘mercy' in my scary dictionary. ” Elysia scowled as she glared at him. “Oh, so you’re now a spooky poet too, huh? Then let me also add my own share to your so-called poetry.. I can be the thorn in your flower bed if you wish me to be. Try intriguing my rage, I’ll never set you free. If I unleash my demonic side, you’ll perish in the hell you’ve created. Cause the word ‘mercy’ has never existed.. ” Ivan scoffed at the raging lady, standing in front of him. "Not only you but I can act like the devil too." he smirked with his eyes mocking at her. Elysia huffed in rage as she spouted with her venom filled eyes, “You know what!! I just hate you, Mr. Ivan Moore.” “Trust me…The feeling is mutual, Ms. Elysia Davies!” Ivan spat, chuckling darkly at her… --- “Never have I thought in my life that I’ll fall in love with my biggest foe. Now, she is the sole controller of my heart.” Ivan said inching closer to her. “Who could have imagined that I’ll be head over heels with my nemesis whom I have loathed the most in the past..” Elysia mumbled touching her nose to his. “I love you Sia..” Ivan whispered, pressing his forehead to hers. “I love you too, Ivan..” Elysia muttered as their lips crashed in as they kissed each other passionately, under the vast sea of stars.. --- Hi, this is author here… Thank you for looking into the synopsis. If you liked it then please join the rollercoaster ride of this amazing 'Haters turns lovers' couple by adding this book into your library.. I promise that it will be a full package of drama, love, revenge and many more interesting twists and turns which will lead you to unfold numerous of secrets… No rape and physical abuse… But have lots of face-slaps… I hope, you guys will give it a try… ---- This is my second book… My first book is 'My Heart Beats Only For You'.. If you want, then please check it out too… [P.S.- The cover is not mine.] ---- Discord https://discord.gg/AscctQj Insta @sree_exol
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Share some 1 page funny stories.

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2024-11-17 09:39

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was an accident of course. He was practicing a new trick and misfired. People on the street were really astonished at first, and then they all burst into laughter when they realized what had happened.

Can you recommend some 2 - page funny short stories?

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2024-11-19 12:53

Another one is about a forgetful librarian. She was always misplacing books. One day, she found a book in the fridge. It turned out she had been holding it while getting some milk and absent - mindedly put it there. The library patrons had a great laugh when they heard about it.

Can you recommend some 2 page funny short stories?

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2024-11-18 19:28

There's a story about a little boy who thinks he can fly. He climbs up on the roof and jumps, only to land in a big pile of leaves his dad just raked. The story is short, about two pages. It shows the boy's innocence and the dad's exasperated but loving reaction.

Share some funny short stories from '101 funny short stories'

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2024-12-02 11:58

There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.

Share some of the 10 funny short stories.

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2024-12-06 16:22

Another funny short story. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied with disgust, 'No. Why do you ask?' The boy said, 'There was one in your soup last night but it's gone now.'

Share some short funny stories.

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2024-11-29 22:44

Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can be a king!' Another one is about a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around so many times that it got dizzy and just fell asleep right there. And then there's the story of a little boy who put on his dad's big shoes and walked around the house, making everyone laugh as he wobbled like a drunk penguin.

Share some funny jokes and short stories.

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2024-12-09 12:24

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'

Share some Christmas funny short stories.

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2024-12-06 23:50

One Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a real - life nativity scene in their backyard. Their dog, thinking it was all a game, grabbed the baby Jesus doll and ran around the yard with it. Everyone was in stitches trying to catch the dog and save the 'baby'.

Share some funny short storytelling stories.

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2024-12-02 01:58

A duck walked into a bar and said to the bartender, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked the same question. After a week of this, the bartender was angry. 'Listen, duck, we don't have grapes. We are a bar!' The duck replied, 'Good, then no more grapes for me. I don't like grapes anyway.' This silly exchange makes for a funny story.

Share some halloween funny short stories.

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2024-12-01 06:27

Once upon a halloween, a little boy dressed as a ghost. He went to his neighbor's house to get candies. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy accidentally tripped over his long white sheet and rolled down the porch steps. Instead of crying, he started laughing and so did the neighbor. They shared a good laugh and the neighbor gave him extra candies.

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