Tell me a really funny short Christmas story.

Once upon a Christmas, my neighbor decided to put up these really elaborate Christmas lights. He spent days getting them all set up just right. On Christmas Eve, he was so excited to turn them on for the first time. But when he did, half of the lights didn't work. He was running around trying to figure out what was wrong, and in his hurry, he slipped on the icy driveway and landed right in a snowbank. His kids were laughing so hard they could barely help him up.

A family put up their Christmas tree. Their parrot, who loved shiny things, started stealing all the ornaments and hiding them in its cage. When the family finally noticed, they found a little 'treasure chest' of ornaments in the parrot's cage. The parrot just sat there looking proud as if it had done a great job of decorating its own little Christmas corner.

At a Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person got a box that was shaking. When they opened it, out popped a bunch of those wind - up teeth toys that chatter. It scared everyone at first but then everyone was in stitches laughing. It turned out to be the most memorable gift of the exchange.

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!

There was a little mouse in a house on Christmas Eve. The family had put out a huge plate of cookies for Santa. The mouse, being very curious and a bit naughty, decided to take a nibble of each cookie. By the time Santa arrived, all the cookies had little mouse - sized bites in them. Santa was puzzled but then he saw the little mouse looking up at him guiltily. Santa just chuckled and said, 'Well, little one, it seems you've had your own little Christmas feast.' And he left some cheese for the mouse along with the presents for the family.

Once upon a time, I went to a zoo. There was a group of monkeys near the fence. A man was standing there eating a banana. One of the monkeys reached out its hand through the fence, trying to snatch the banana. The man playfully held the banana up high. In a split second, the monkey grabbed the man's hat instead and put it on its head. The man was so shocked and the monkey just sat there looking very proud with the hat on. It was such a comical sight that everyone around was laughing.

A group of friends decided to visit an old abandoned mansion. As they walked through the halls, they heard a moaning sound. One of the friends got so scared that he ran into a room and locked the door. But when they finally found him, he was sitting on a chair with a whoopee cushion that had accidentally gone off, making the 'ghostly' moaning sound. It was a very funny situation in a spooky place.

One day, I was walking my dog. He saw a squirrel and bolted. The leash slipped out of my hand and he ran around a tree several times with the leash getting wrapped around it. He finally stopped, looking very confused as to why he couldn't move anymore. It was hilarious to see him like that.

Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.

There was this Christmas party at the North Pole. The snowmen were invited. One snowman tried to dance like the elves but ended up melting a little bit from all the movement. His carrot nose fell off and landed in the punch bowl. Everyone was shocked at first but then burst into laughter. It became the most talked - about moment of the party.