What are some funny bath tub stories that are not sexual?

Sure. One could be about a person taking a relaxing bath in a tub after a long day, and their pet jumps in to keep them company. They play gently in the water, creating a heart - warming story that has nothing to do with sex.

Well, once I was in a hot tub with my friends. One of them brought in a bunch of those inflatable toys, like a big rubber duck. We ended up having a mini - battle, splashing water at each other using the toys. It was hilarious and we all had so much fun just being silly in the hot tub.

Well, there was a wife who accidentally dropped her phone into the hot tub. She panicked at first but then started laughing when she realized it was already an old phone she had been meaning to replace. Her husband joined in the laughter.

I had a poodle. During bath time, it would stand on its hind legs and try to climb out of the tub. But as soon as I added some special dog shampoo that smelled like bacon, it calmed down and just sat there looking happy.

One funny dog bath time story is about a little pug. When it was time for a bath, it ran around the house with the towel on its back, looking like a mini superhero. It finally jumped into the bathtub when it saw its favorite rubber duck floating there.

Sure. Once mom was in the bath and she accidentally dropped her soap which slid all the way to the other end of the tub. She tried to reach it without getting up but ended up making a big splash. It was like she was having a mini - adventure in the bath tub, and when she told the family about it later, everyone had a good laugh.

Sure. One time, my friends and I were in a hot tub. One of my friends tried to do a little dance move and slipped right under the water. When he came up, his hair was all over his face like a wet mop. It was hilarious.

There was a time when my friend tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong and ended up with something that looked like a pancake but tasted like a salty mess. It was so funny seeing his disappointed face.

I remember a dog that always ran away when it saw the bath coming. One day, the owner managed to get it in the tub. The dog was so desperate to get out that it started spinning in the tub, creating a mini - whirlpool. It was so unexpected and funny.

My dog hates baths usually. One day, I added some dog - friendly bubbles to the bath. He was so confused by the bubbles that he just sat there looking at them. Then he started popping them with his nose and seemed to forget that he was in the bath. It was hilarious to watch.