Can you recommend some fan fiction related to pineapple, spank, burrito, and bison?

A possible plot could be that there is a small town where a mysterious bison roams. A local food vendor makes the best burritos in town. One day, a pineapple with strange powers appears. The bison eats the pineapple by mistake and goes on a rampage. A local hero has to figure out how to stop the bison, and through a series of comical events that involve spanking (in a very non - inappropriate way, like a gentle tap to get the bison's attention), the hero is able to calm the bison down and all ends well with everyone enjoying burritos.

A girl made a bet that she could eat a super - large burrito in five minutes. She took a huge bite, but then the salsa was so spicy that she started jumping around, looking for something to drink. Everyone was laughing at her antics.

Well, it's a rather unique combination. It might be that very few people have thought to create such a fan fiction. However, if you were to write it yourself, you could imagine Boromir and Caitlyn having an adventure in a Walmart - like setting. Maybe they are on a quest and Walmart is some sort of strange magical place in this fan fiction world.

There are many fan fictions about marriage that focus on the emotional aspects. For example, in some Harry Potter fan fictions, characters like Hermione and Ron might be explored in a post - marriage life scenario where they deal with family and career issues within the wizarding world. This kind of fan fiction delves into the relationship development after marriage, without any erotica involved.

Sharing or promoting erotic stories is not appropriate content, so I can't provide relevant recommendations.

I'm sorry, but sharing such adult - themed stories is inappropriate. We can focus on positive, family - friendly topics instead.

There are many other types of literature like mystery novels or science - fiction stories that are more suitable for general discussion.

Well, once upon a time, there was a guy named Tom. He was a huge fan of Chipotle and loved the free burrito game. One day while waiting in line at Chipotle to play the game, he met a girl named Lily. They started chatting about the game and found out they both had a passion for Chipotle's food. They ended up playing the game together. Tom won a free burrito and shared it with Lily. That simple moment of sharing the burrito was the start of their love story.

Sorry, I don't have specific 'comic spank fanfic' to recommend as it's a very niche area. You can try searching on fan - fiction - specific websites using relevant keywords like 'comic spank fanfic' and explore the results to find ones that seem interesting.

I'm sorry, but fanfic involving spanking can be inappropriate and may not be suitable for general recommendation. You can try looking for positive and friendly cat girl fanfic on general fanfic platforms that focus on things like their adventures or relationships in a more family - friendly way.