Tell me some funny wedding horror stories.

One wedding horror story is when the bride's dress caught on fire during the reception. She was standing too close to a candle centerpiece and suddenly, the lace trim went up in flames. Everyone panicked and it took a while to put it out. Thankfully, she wasn't seriously hurt but the dress was ruined.

At a garden wedding, the best man got his pants caught on a rose bush while walking up to give his speech. He ended up ripping his pants and had to give the speech with a big hole in the back of his trousers. Everyone was trying not to laugh out loud. And then there was a wedding where the power went out in the middle of the first dance. Instead of panicking, the couple just started singing the song they were supposed to dance to, and soon everyone joined in, creating a really fun and memorable moment.

One horror story is when the DJ played the wrong song for the bride's entrance. Instead of a beautiful classical piece, some loud and raunchy rock song blasted, completely ruining the solemn and romantic moment.

One horror story was when the groom's ex - girlfriend showed up at the wedding and objected during the vows. She started screaming about how he was still in love with her and that this wedding was a mistake. It was so chaotic that the bride started crying and the whole ceremony was thrown into disarray.

There was a case where the venue got double - booked. On the day of the wedding, another party showed up claiming they had the right to use the place. There was chaos as the couple had no backup plan. The guests were left standing outside, and in the end, the wedding had to be postponed, causing a lot of disappointment and extra cost for the couple.

One horror story is when the best man lost the wedding rings right before the ring exchange. There was chaos as everyone searched for them. Another is when the bride's dress caught on fire from a stray candle at the reception. It was a nightmare.

A common one is when the flower girl decides to have a tantrum in the middle of the ceremony and refuses to walk down the aisle. She just stands there crying while everyone tries to coax her.

The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.

One time I stayed at an Airbnb and the pictures made it look like a modern, clean place. But when I got there, the whole house smelled like old socks. The bedding was dirty and there were strange noises coming from the attic all night. It was really creepy.

One time, I was in a public bathroom. As I was using the toilet, I heard a really strange noise coming from the drain. It sounded like something was trying to claw its way up. I got so scared that I quickly finished and ran out. When I told the janitor about it later, he just laughed and said it was probably just an old pipe making noise.