What are the best funny short text message stories you've heard?

I heard about a text where someone wrote 'I went to the store to buy milk, but they only had purple milk today. I'm not sure if it's a new flavor or a prank.' It's so absurd and that's what makes it funny. There was also a text from a student to a teacher saying 'I can't come to class today because my pet rock is sick.' It's a really silly excuse and quite humorous.

A student in my class once had a really embarrassing moment. He was giving a presentation and his pants zipper got stuck. He didn't notice at first, but when he did, he tried to fix it while still talking. It was so awkward, but also really funny. After that, we all had a good laugh and he took it in good humor too.

I heard a story about a group of campers who decided to have a singing competition around the campfire. One guy was so confident in his singing, but when he started, he was completely off - key. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even the nearby animals seemed to be making noises as if they were also laughing at him. This made the whole situation even funnier.

One funny DHV story is about a woman who went camping alone. She faced a bear but instead of running away, she made loud noises and waved her arms. The bear got scared and ran off. It shows her courage and quick - thinking ability.

There was an old story from a small town. An old barber had a cat in his shop. The cat would jump onto the customers' laps while they were getting their hair cut. One day, it scratched a very fussy customer. Instead of getting angry, the customer started chasing the cat around the shop, with the barber trying to stop them. It was hilarious and became a well - known story in the town. Well, it shows how unpredictable things can be in an old - fashioned setting like a barber shop.

There was a mummy who unwrapped himself too quickly one day. He ended up getting all tangled in his bandages and looked like a big mess. When people saw him, they couldn't help but laugh at the poor mummy who was trying so hard to get free. It was spooky because, well, he was still a mummy, but the situation was just too comical.

There's a story of a lady who put on two different shoes by mistake - one was a high heel and the other was a flat sneaker. She walked around all day like that without noticing. When she finally did, she laughed so hard. It was a very cheesy but funny situation. And it just shows how we can all make these simple, yet humorous mistakes in our daily lives. For example, we might be in a hurry and not pay attention to details like our appearance. This kind of story is relatable and that's what makes it so funny.

I heard a story about a student who hoped to pass an exam just by sleeping with his textbook under his pillow. He thought the knowledge would magically transfer into his brain. It was quite hilarious.

I heard a story where someone typed 'I'm looking for' and the predictive text said 'unicorn horns'. It was just so out there. I can't imagine actually looking for unicorn horns in real life.

A colleague once texted 'I'm so tired, I just tried to put my keys in the coffee machine instead of my office door. Thank goodness I realized before I poured coffee on them!' It was a hilarious mix - up that he shared through that short text message.