A snail was entered in a race. He was so slow that by the time he got to the starting line, the other animals had already finished the race. Riddle: Why was the snail late for the race? Answer: Because he was too slow to even get to the start on time.
Brian Clough was known for his sharp wit. At a charity event, there was an auction for a signed football. The bidding was going slow. Clough stood up and said 'This football was once used by a team of aliens who came down to earth to learn how to play football from me.' This made everyone laugh and suddenly the bidding picked up. His ability to create such absurd and funny stories always added an element of fun to any situation he was in.
Sure. Here's one. A man is looking at a picture of a man on the wall and says, 'Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.' The answer is that he is looking at a picture of his son. Because if he has no brothers and sisters, his father's son is himself, and the man in the picture's father is himself, so it's his son.
Once upon a time, there was a fish. He went to a party. When he got there, he saw a sign that said 'No Swimming Allowed'. He was really confused because he was a fish and that's how he gets around! The riddle is: Why was the fish confused at the party? Answer: Because he couldn't swim even though he was a fish.
There was this time when Veet decided to learn how to ride a bike. She was wobbling all over the place. Then she accidentally rode into a small pond. She emerged all wet and muddy but with a big smile on her face. She said that she had just discovered a new water - bike sport. Her positive attitude and the comical sight of her all muddy made it a truly funny veet story.
Sure. There was a student who thought his teacher was stalking him in the library. Every time he turned around, there was the teacher looking at books on the same aisle. But actually, the teacher was just really interested in the same topics as the student. One day, the student got so nervous that he accidentally knocked over a whole stack of books while trying to quickly leave the aisle. The teacher just smiled and helped him pick them up. It was a funny misunderstanding.
Sure. There was a student who was angry with his teacher for giving him a bad grade. He was all red in the face and was about to argue. But then the teacher's toupee slipped a bit and the student burst out laughing instead of being angry. The teacher also started to laugh and promised to re - evaluate the grade.
Sure. There was a man who thought he was a great singer. He entered a karaoke contest. When he started to sing, his voice was so off - key that the microphone actually seemed to shudder. People in the audience were trying hard not to laugh at first, but soon they couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. The man, instead of being embarrassed, just sang louder and more out of tune.
A group of friends were at a coffee shop. A new guy joined them. To break the ice, he said, 'I was at the airport the other day and I saw a man trying to fit his huge suitcase into the overhead bin. He pushed and shoved and finally, the bin door opened and all his clothes came tumbling out on top of him. He was buried under a pile of underwear and socks. It was like a laundry avalanche.' The friends couldn't stop laughing and started sharing their own travel mishaps.
In a small village, there was a well that was said to be haunted. Whenever someone peeked into it at night, they would see a strange face. One night, a group of kids decided to test it. When they looked in, they saw the face. But then the 'ghost' started making funny faces back at them. It turned out it was an old man who lived nearby playing a trick on people using a mirror and some special lighting.
In a bakery, there was a new apprentice. He was tasked with making biscuits. He mixed up the ingredients and instead of making normal biscuits, he made some really strange - shaped ones. Some looked like little monsters, and some were so lumpy that they didn't seem like biscuits at all. When the boss saw them, he was both angry and amused. He decided to sell them as 'funny - shaped special biscuits' and they actually sold really well because of their uniqueness and the funny story behind them.