Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.

Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!

Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.

Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!

Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

One joke is: What do you get if you cross a computer with a life guard? A screensaver! It's a simple but clever play on words.

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.

A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.