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What are some of the funniest global warming stories you've heard?

2024-11-20 11:59
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In a mountainous region, the glaciers were melting fast. There was a report of a goat that used to climb on the glaciers for fun. But with the glaciers disappearing, the goat was seen trying to climb on a small pile of rocks, thinking it was a glacier. It kept slipping and falling, which was quite funny, yet it was a sad indication of how global warming is changing the natural landscape.

There's a story from a coastal town. As the temperature rose, some crabs started to move inland in large numbers. They ended up in people's backyards and gardens. One family woke up to find their garden full of crabs. The kids were excited and thought it was like a real - life adventure, but it was also a strange consequence of global warming and rising sea temperatures.

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