Can you share some funny teacher farting stories from school?

There was a time when a family was on a long car trip. The little kid in the back seat farted and then blamed it on the family dog. The dog just looked at him innocently while everyone else in the car was laughing hard. The kid kept insisting it was the dog until his mom smelled it and said, 'That's not dog fart smell!' which made everyone laugh even more.

Sure. One time at a family dinner, my little cousin was trying to be quiet but accidentally let out a really long and loud fart. Everyone burst into laughter and he turned so red. It was hilarious.

Once, my math teacher was so absent - minded. He walked into the wrong classroom at the beginning of the class and started teaching calculus to a group of freshmen who were supposed to have English class. It took him a good five minutes to realize his mistake when students kept looking at him strangely.

Well, my English teacher used to read out loud the most hilarious and wrong sentences from our essays. For example, 'I goed to the park yesterday.' And she would make funny voices while reading them, which always made the class burst into laughter.

Once, a teacher was reading a story out loud and got so into it that she started making really exaggerated voices for all the characters. The kids were laughing so hard that she had to stop and laugh with them. She turned it into a great lesson about using your voice for expression.

There was a story about a police academy training. One trainee was so nervous during a drill that he farted loudly. The whole class burst into laughter, but the instructor used it as a lesson on composure under pressure. He said that even such embarrassing things can happen during real - life police work and you have to stay focused.

Sure. Once at a parent - teacher conference, a little boy's mom showed up in his superhero costume by mistake. She had been helping him with a school play and didn't have time to change. The teacher couldn't stop laughing and the mom was so embarrassed but it made the whole conference really light - hearted.

Well, one story could be about how enzymes are like little workers in a factory. A biology teacher might say that enzymes are so picky, just like a finicky chef. They only work on specific substrates, like a chef who only cooks one type of dish. For example, lactase enzyme only breaks down lactose in milk. If you give it something else, it just sits there and does nothing, like a chef who refuses to cook something not on the menu.

Sure. There might be a story about a teacher who accidentally wore mismatched shoes to school and didn't notice until a student pointed it out, causing the whole class to burst into laughter.

Well, in one of the stories, a teacher tried to demonstrate a science experiment but it went completely wrong. Instead of a small explosion as expected, there was a huge puff of smoke that filled the whole classroom. The teacher's shocked face was hilarious. All the students were both amazed and couldn't stop laughing.