Can you share some funny teacher farting stories from school?

There was a time when a family was on a long car trip. The little kid in the back seat farted and then blamed it on the family dog. The dog just looked at him innocently while everyone else in the car was laughing hard. The kid kept insisting it was the dog until his mom smelled it and said, 'That's not dog fart smell!' which made everyone laugh even more.

Sure. One time at a family dinner, my little cousin was trying to be quiet but accidentally let out a really long and loud fart. Everyone burst into laughter and he turned so red. It was hilarious.

Once, my math teacher was so absent - minded. He walked into the wrong classroom at the beginning of the class and started teaching calculus to a group of freshmen who were supposed to have English class. It took him a good five minutes to realize his mistake when students kept looking at him strangely.

Well, my English teacher used to read out loud the most hilarious and wrong sentences from our essays. For example, 'I goed to the park yesterday.' And she would make funny voices while reading them, which always made the class burst into laughter.

Once, a teacher was reading a story out loud and got so into it that she started making really exaggerated voices for all the characters. The kids were laughing so hard that she had to stop and laugh with them. She turned it into a great lesson about using your voice for expression.

There was a story about a police academy training. One trainee was so nervous during a drill that he farted loudly. The whole class burst into laughter, but the instructor used it as a lesson on composure under pressure. He said that even such embarrassing things can happen during real - life police work and you have to stay focused.

Sure. There was a girl who was on a date. They were in a nice restaurant. She accidentally let out a small fart. She was so mortified, but her date just smiled and said it was okay. Then he made a joke about it, saying that it was her body's way of showing how comfortable she was with him. They both ended up laughing and had a great rest of the date.

Once, a teacher was teaching math. She was so into the lesson that she didn't notice her skirt was tucked into her underwear at the back. When she finally realized it after walking around the classroom a few times, she blushed deeply and the students couldn't stop giggling for the rest of the class. But she took it in good humor and laughed along with them later.

Sure. There was a teacher who always mixed up students' names. One day, he called a boy named Tom as 'Tim' all day long. Even when the boy corrected him, he still got it wrong. It was really hilarious.

Once, a science teacher was demonstrating how to make a volcano erupt. But instead of a normal eruption, the mixture exploded all over his face and lab coat. He just stood there with a look of shock which made the students laugh hysterically. This teacher took it in good humor and later laughed about it with the class too.