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Can you share some tinder funny stories?

2024-11-21 10:17
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Sure. One time on Tinder, a guy's profile picture was him with a really goofy looking hat that had a fish on it. His bio said he was 'fishing for a date'. It was so cheesy but also really funny. I ended up chatting with him just because of that hilarious profile.

There was this girl on Tinder who had a picture of herself holding a huge pizza. In her bio, she wrote 'Looking for someone who loves pizza as much as I do. If you don't, swipe left'. It was a simple yet really funny and unique way to show her personality. I knew a friend who matched with her and they actually had a pizza date later.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

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Can you share some funny Tinder stories?

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2024-11-28 19:15

Sure! One funny Tinder story is that my friend once swiped right on a guy just because he had a really cute dog in his picture. When they met up, the dog was there too and it was so friendly that it kept stealing their food from the table. It made the whole date really hilarious.

Can you share some funny tinder date stories?

3 answers
2024-12-04 23:49

Sure! One time I matched with a girl on Tinder. When we met for the date, she brought her pet parrot along. The parrot kept interrupting our conversation by squawking and repeating some of the things we said. It was really hilarious and made the date super memorable.

Can you share some funny best Tinder stories?

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2024-11-17 08:12

Sure! There was this one where a guy thought he was chatting with a girl but it turned out to be her cat. The cat had stepped on the phone and sent some really random messages. At first, the guy was really confused but then when he found out, he thought it was hilarious.

Can you share some funny Tinder hookup stories?

3 answers
2024-11-17 05:39

Sure! One time, my friend matched with a guy who said he was a professional mime in his bio. When they met up, he actually did mime actions the whole time during their coffee date. It was so strange yet hilarious that she couldn't stop laughing.

Can you share some funny sex tinder stories?

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2024-11-13 15:07

One person shared that they matched with someone on Tinder who had a profile picture of a really buff and tough - looking guy. But when they met in person, it was a really short and nerdy - looking guy who had used an old photo from his bodybuilding days. The contrast made for a really funny start to their meeting.

Can you share some funny Tinder story?

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2024-11-27 10:08

Sure! I once heard a story where a guy on Tinder accidentally swiped right on his own brother. They both had a good laugh about it when they realized.

Can you share more funny Tinder dating stories?

3 answers
2024-11-22 22:26

Sure. One time, a guy's Tinder bio said he was an 'adventure seeker'. So when he met his date at a park, he brought a map of a made - up 'treasure hunt' he created in the park. His date was initially a bit confused but then went along with it. They ended up having a blast looking for 'treasure' which was just some silly toys he had hidden earlier. It was a really unique and funny date.

Can you share some funny Tinder date stories instead of sex stories?

3 answers
2024-11-14 16:55

Sure! One time on Tinder, I matched with a guy who said he was a huge fan of collecting antique spoons. When we met, he brought his favorite spoon collection in a little box. He spent the whole date showing me each spoon and telling me its history. It was really funny and unique.

Share your Funny Tinder Horror Stories

2 answers
2024-12-08 03:17

I had a match who sent me really creepy messages right from the start. He was asking very personal questions and when I didn't answer them immediately, he started getting angry and sent me a bunch of mean texts. I quickly un - matched him. Tinder should really be a more positive place.

Can you share some Tinder horror stories?

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2024-12-14 23:39

One Tinder horror story could be meeting someone who lied about their identity completely. They showed up looking nothing like their pictures and having a completely different personality. It was really a shock.

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