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What are the most hilarious BitLife experiences you've heard?

2024-11-21 10:15
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There was a BitLife story where someone's character was a politician. They accidentally made a very inappropriate joke during a live press conference. Instead of losing their career, though, it somehow made them more popular as people thought they were really 'authentic'. This was a really unexpected and funny turn of events in their political career.

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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What are the most hilarious Venmo stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-10-25 06:32

My sister once sent a Venmo payment to a friend for a concert ticket. She added a really goofy note that said 'For the best night of our lives (hopefully) at the concert'. But she sent it a week early by mistake. Her friend was like 'I'm not even ready for this yet!'. It was so funny and they still joke about it now.

What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?

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2024-12-14 21:46

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What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?

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2024-12-14 11:06

One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.

What are the most hilarious Black Friday stories you've heard?

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2024-12-13 20:07

There was this one Black Friday at a supermarket. People were rushing for the turkeys that were on a huge discount. One lady grabbed a turkey and was running to the checkout. But the turkey slipped out of her hands and slid across the floor, right into the legs of another shopper. They both just stared at the turkey for a moment and then started laughing uncontrollably.

What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?

1 answer
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There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.

What are the most hilarious school stories you've ever heard?

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2024-12-08 22:27

A story I heard was about a student who fell asleep during an exam. When the teacher woke him up, he started writing his name on the exam paper as if it was the answer. It was really funny.

What are the most hilarious accident and emergency stories you've heard?

1 answer
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A man once came in because he thought he was having a heart attack. But it was just because he ate a really spicy burrito and his chest was burning. He was so worried though. The doctors had a good laugh after they figured out what was really going on. He left feeling a bit sheepish.

What are the most hilarious village cricket stories you've heard?

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2024-12-08 00:13

A village cricket team had a player who was very superstitious. He always carried a lucky charm in his pocket. During a match, he lost his charm while running between the wickets. He stopped in the middle of the pitch, searching for it, while the fielders were completely bewildered. It was a really funny sight.

What are some of the most hilarious life stories you've heard?

2 answers
2024-12-05 11:22

I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.

What are some of the most hilarious priest stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-12-01 12:08

I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.

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