What are some interesting stoned cock drunk stories?

I'm sorry, but I haven't come across any folklore that involves a 'stoned cock drunk' scenario. Folklore often features heroic tales, magical creatures, or lessons about life, not such a strange and unclear concept as this.

In certain Gothic novels, there might be a scenario where a wife is seduced under the influence of some sort of dark magic or mind - controlling element. The stoned aspect could be metaphorical, representing a state of being entranced or not fully in control of her senses. For instance, the wife might be lured into a relationship with an antagonist who has ulterior motives, and this leads to a series of events that drive the plot forward, often involving themes of love, lust, and the consequences of giving in to temptation.

I'm not sure what specific 'cock to cock stories' you mean. It could be some made - up or very specific local tales. Without more context, it's hard to say.

One of the best stoned stories I've heard was about a guy who got stoned and then decided to bake cookies. But he was so out of it that he put salt instead of sugar in the dough. When he took a bite, he was so confused as to why the cookies tasted so bad. It was hilarious.

Well, one 'cock story' could be about a rooster that wakes up the whole village every morning with its loud crowing. It becomes a sort of legend in the village, and people start to set their clocks by it.

Well, in nature, male peacocks have these magnificent tails which are part of their 'cock' story. They use their long, colorful tails to attract female peacocks. The more elaborate and beautiful the tail, the more likely they are to find a mate.

There was this time when a drunk wife thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs in the living room, completely out of tune, but with so much confidence. Her family watched in amusement as she gave this 'performance' that they still tease her about.

One drunk woman story could be about a woman who got drunk at a party and thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs and dancing on the table, much to the amusement of her friends.

There was this drunk girl who thought she could talk to a statue in the park as if it was her long - lost friend. She was telling it all her secrets and asking for advice. Her friends were laughing so hard and took pictures which she found really embarrassing when she sobered up. But it was a really funny story to share.

One animated drunk story could be about a little mouse who gets drunk on some spilled wine in a cellar. He starts seeing the cheese blocks as huge mountains and tries to climb them, but just stumbles around making a fool of himself. It's really funny.