Tell me some funny and unusual car accident stories.

There was a situation where a car was following a parade. The driver got distracted by the performers and didn't notice the parade had stopped. He gently bumped into the float in front of him. Instead of getting angry, the people on the float started laughing and invited the driver to join the parade for a bit. It was such an unusual and funny encounter.

Once, a colleague of mine was so sleepy during a meeting. He nodded off and when he jerked awake, he accidentally knocked over his coffee cup. The coffee spilled all over his papers and lap. Everyone burst into laughter as he frantically tried to clean up the mess.

Once, in an office, a guy was trying to show off his new spinning chair skills. He spun around really fast and ended up crashing into the mini - fridge. Everyone burst out laughing.

My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.

Once, a man was walking his dog. The dog suddenly saw a squirrel and darted after it. The leash wrapped around the man's legs and he tripped right into a fountain. He came out all wet and the dog just sat there looking at him, as if it was proud of its little 'accident'.

Once, a guy was driving and his dog suddenly jumped onto the steering wheel. The car swerved into a field full of hay bales. Instead of getting angry, the driver just laughed as his dog looked so confused. And the car just had a few scratches from the hay.

There was a car salesman who was showing a convertible to a couple. As he was demonstrating how the top goes down, it got stuck halfway. Instead of panicking, he joked, 'This is a new feature, an in - between top for those days when you're not sure if you want it fully open or closed.' The couple ended up buying the car anyway because they liked his sense of humor.

Once, my friend got car sick on a long road trip. He turned green and as soon as we stopped, he ran out of the car and puked right into a bush. But the funniest part was that a little squirrel was in that bush and it got so startled that it ran up a tree chattering all the way.

Once, my friend was driving an old classic Mustang. The car made this really loud rattling noise every time he hit a bump. He thought it was just part of the car's charm. But then, as he was driving on a country road, a small animal ran in front of the car. He slammed on the brakes, and suddenly, a loose bolt flew out from under the dashboard and hit him on the head. It was painful but also really funny in hindsight.

There's a story about a car accident on an old highway. A couple was driving and they saw what looked like a ghostly child running across the road. The man swerved to avoid it and crashed into a tree. Later, it was thought that perhaps it was just a wild animal that they misidentified in the dim light. Their fear and shock made them believe it was something supernatural.