What does 'wife shares husband's cock story' mean? (Interpret it in a non - vulgar way)

Perhaps the husband was in charge of taking care of a rooster, and the wife is sharing the story of how he managed it. For example, how he trained the rooster or some interesting behavior of the rooster that the husband witnessed. It could also be a story passed down in the family about the husband's early days on the farm and his relation to the rooster.

If we look at it in a non - vulgar sense, 'huge cock' could potentially be a metaphor for something big like a large possession or a grand idea. And an 'older man story' could be about the experiences, adventures or lessons of an older gentleman.

In a non - vulgar sense, 'big cock' could refer to a large rooster, like in a farm setting where you might be talking about a particularly large or impressive male chicken.

If we consider the 'cock' as a symbol of determination. The wife might share a story about how her husband was determined (like a cocky or confident determination) to start his own business. Despite all the odds, he persevered and finally succeeded. She could talk about his journey, the challenges he faced and how his determination helped him through. This story would be positive and appropriate as it showcases his good qualities.

No, it's not a very common phrase. It's rather specific and would only be used in contexts where there is a particular interest in the husband's relationship with a rooster and the wife's act of sharing that story.

It could potentially mean stories about a wife becoming pregnant if we take 'bred' in a more family - friendly sense of reproduction. For example, it could be about the journey of a couple expecting a child, like the changes in the wife's life, the preparations they make together, and their excitement for the new arrival.

If we look at 'cock' as a rooster, then the stories could be about a husband who wants to start a small poultry farm with roosters. Maybe he's interested in breeding them or just having them for their eggs and beautiful feathers.

Yes. It could be seen as a story of growth. The character who might initially feel like a cuckold due to self - esteem issues (the 'tiny cock' symbolizing lack of confidence) could end up growing stronger and more secure in himself and his relationship.

Yes. One way could be that the 'cock' refers to a cockerel or a male chicken in a story that a woman has. Maybe she was involved in a farm - related incident or has a story about raising chickens.

There could be a story where the 'fat ass woman' is a sumo wrestler. And the 'huge cock' is a large gong that signals the start of her matches. She has a unique relationship with this gong. Every time she hears it, she gets into her fighting mode. The story could focus on her journey in the sumo world, her training, and how the sound of the gong is both exciting and nerve - wracking for her.