What are the most memorable funny blind date stories you know?

One story is about a blind date at a park. The guy brought his dog without telling his date. The girl was terrified of dogs. But the dog was so friendly that it made the girl laugh in the end. She overcame her fear a bit and they had a picnic with the dog running around. It was a really cute and funny situation.

One memorable story is about two people who met on a blind date. They had different backgrounds but both loved music. They ended up going to a concert together on their second date and realized they had a deep connection. It was really special.

I remember a story from 2023 where a little kid at a park thought a statue was a real person and started having a full - blown conversation with it. The kid was asking questions like 'Why are you so quiet?' and waiting for an answer. It was really cute and funny.

One story is about a couple who met for a bowling date. The guy was really nervous at first, but when he saw her smile as she picked up a bowling ball, he was smitten. She ended up winning the game, and they celebrated with ice cream. They both said that from that first moment of seeing each other, they felt a pull towards one another.

I remember a date where I wore new shoes that were a bit too tight. Halfway through the walk, my feet were killing me. So I had to keep stopping and limping. My date thought I was injured at first. It was so awkward but also funny when I finally told them it was just my shoes. We ended up going to a store to buy me some flip - flops.

I know of a placement at a flower shop. A newbie was arranging the flowers for a big order. She got so carried away with making the bouquets look beautiful that she didn't realize she had used all the roses for one bouquet. When the customer came to pick up the order, there was one huge rose - filled bouquet and a bunch of other bouquets with no roses. The customer was amused and ended up buying just the big one.

A phlebotomist told me that she had a patient who was a magician. While she was getting ready to draw blood, the magician patient did a little magic trick with a coin to distract himself. He made the coin disappear and then reappear in his other hand. It was so unexpected and funny that it really lightened the mood in the room.

There was a music teacher who had a really unique way of teaching rhythm. He would make all the students stand up and march around the classroom like soldiers while chanting the beats. One day, a student accidentally tripped and knocked over a few chairs. Instead of getting angry, the teacher incorporated it into the rhythm, saying it was a new kind of 'accidental percussion'. It was so funny and we all had a great time.

There was this one story where two brothers got into a fight over the last piece of cake. They were pushing and shoving, but then their mom came in and scolded them. In their haste to get away from mom's wrath, they ran into each other and fell flat on their faces. It was really funny.

There's a story where a woman was talking about cooking. She said 'I'ma make me some cornbread, y'all'. The use of 'I'ma' and 'me' in that way is unique to Ebonics. It's like she's really focused on making that cornbread for herself. It was a simple statement but the Ebonics made it really funny, especially with the addition of 'y'all' at the end, which is a very friendly and inclusive way of speaking.