Can you share a memorable funny lingerie husband shopping story?

One story could be that a husband was so confused among all the different styles of lingerie in the store. He ended up asking the salesperson for the 'least complicated' piece, thinking it was like buying a regular shirt.

Well, once I went lingerie shopping with my friend. She was so shy that when the salesperson asked her size, she mumbled and said a completely wrong one. When she tried it on, it was like a circus tent on her. We couldn't stop laughing.

One time, the wife bought a really outlandish lingerie piece with feathers and glitter. When she showed it to her husband, he burst out laughing at first but then was really charmed by her confidence. They ended up having a great time just joking around and feeling closer than ever.

One wife took her husband bra shopping. The husband, not really knowing much about bras, asked the salesperson if they had a 'bra for superheroes' for his wife. He said his wife was so strong she needed a super - strong bra. The wife was mortified at first but then couldn't stop laughing at how clueless her husband was.

Well, I have one. I was in the grocery store and there was an old man following a parrot around. Apparently, the parrot had escaped from its owner who was also in the store. The old man was shouting at the parrot to stop, and the parrot was squawking back. It was like a crazy chase scene in the middle of the grocery aisles.

Sure. There was a panty boy who went shopping for panties for a special occasion. He entered a store and was immediately drawn to a pair of lacy panties. He thought they would be perfect for the event. So he bought them without hesitation.

There was this occasion when my wife got a lingerie set that was made of feathers. She put it on and tried to be all seductive, but every time she moved, feathers would start flying everywhere. It was like a mini - snowstorm in our bedroom. We were both laughing so hard that we just ended up cuddling on the bed, still surrounded by feathers.

Sure. I was shopping for Thanksgiving once and there was a special on huge turkey - shaped pillows. This one woman was so excited about them that she started hugging all the pillows in the display. She looked like she was being attacked by a flock of giant turkeys. It was really funny.

Well, instead of a lingerie shopping story which is inappropriate for a mom - son scenario, here could be a shopping - related alternative. They could go shopping for a gift for a female relative. For example, they might go to a department store to pick out a nice scarf or a piece of jewelry for mom's sister. The son could offer his opinions on which one looks more stylish or elegant.

Sure. Once I went to a grocery store. There was a little boy who was trying to reach for a box of cookies on a high shelf. He climbed up a bit on the shelf itself and when his mom saw him, she screamed. But instead of getting scared, the boy just grabbed the cookies and said 'Mission accomplished!' with a big grin.