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Read some funny stories.

2024-10-25 23:49
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Once there was a little boy who asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the father found his son stuffing a caterpillar in his mouth. He shouted, 'What are you doing?' The son said, 'You said not to talk about it at the dinner table, but you didn't say I couldn't eat it.'

Here is a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, someone who thinks I'm a king!'

There was a magician on a cruise ship. He was really bad at his tricks. Every time he did a trick, the parrot on the ship would yell out, 'It's in his sleeve! It's in his sleeve!' One day the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of driftwood with the parrot. After a few days, the parrot looked at the magician and said, 'Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?' This story always makes me laugh.

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

[WARNING! THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT] Elysia Davies, is a true beauty with many talents. She is not only the top actress in Los Angeles, California but also the lead vocalist of the ever popular girl group 'Spicy Sugars'… Ivan Moore, the handsome CEO of 'Mystic World & Entertainment', is not only the richest business tycoon of the world but also the charismatic member of the famous boy group 'Golden Amigos'… She is a troublemaker, while he is the peacemaker… She is the 'Feisty Queen’ of the industry whereas he is the 'Chill Dude'… She loves to torture people who hold a grudge against her while he is the king of forgiveness only towards those folks who doesn’t target his families… She is the rich spoiled brat while he is the wealthy respectful heir… Simply, she is the Tormentor but he is the Savior… So many differences between both of them yet they had one thing very much common in their lives…'HATE'..!!! They hate each other with every living cell in their bodies… Just a look at each other is enough to flip their mood off. If they were kept in the same place, it could turn even the most peaceful heaven into a scorching hell. In short, they should never be left alone with each other. That could cause chaos and disasters. But the question is, what will happen when these two opposite poles attract? What if the yin and yang, are abruptly tied together by a so called 'Arrange Marriage'? Will the hatred between them overcome all the boundaries and blossom into LOVE? Or, will they still continue as the two sides of coin rather than blooming into the most 'Mismatched Couple'? And, what does their lives have in store for them? A smooth love track or a roller coaster ride with many twists and turns? --- “I don’t like to walk on flowers if there are no thorns on them. And I’m no saint nor a forgiver… I’m a witch who can make the hell descend on to the earth, on those who tries to step on me. And there is no ‘mercy' in my scary dictionary. ” Elysia scowled as she glared at him. “Oh, so you’re now a spooky poet too, huh? Then let me also add my own share to your so-called poetry.. I can be the thorn in your flower bed if you wish me to be. Try intriguing my rage, I’ll never set you free. If I unleash my demonic side, you’ll perish in the hell you’ve created. Cause the word ‘mercy’ has never existed.. ” Ivan scoffed at the raging lady, standing in front of him. "Not only you but I can act like the devil too." he smirked with his eyes mocking at her. Elysia huffed in rage as she spouted with her venom filled eyes, “You know what!! I just hate you, Mr. Ivan Moore.” “Trust me…The feeling is mutual, Ms. Elysia Davies!” Ivan spat, chuckling darkly at her… --- “Never have I thought in my life that I’ll fall in love with my biggest foe. Now, she is the sole controller of my heart.” Ivan said inching closer to her. “Who could have imagined that I’ll be head over heels with my nemesis whom I have loathed the most in the past..” Elysia mumbled touching her nose to his. “I love you Sia..” Ivan whispered, pressing his forehead to hers. “I love you too, Ivan..” Elysia muttered as their lips crashed in as they kissed each other passionately, under the vast sea of stars.. --- Hi, this is author here… Thank you for looking into the synopsis. If you liked it then please join the rollercoaster ride of this amazing 'Haters turns lovers' couple by adding this book into your library.. I promise that it will be a full package of drama, love, revenge and many more interesting twists and turns which will lead you to unfold numerous of secrets… No rape and physical abuse… But have lots of face-slaps… I hope, you guys will give it a try… ---- This is my second book… My first book is 'My Heart Beats Only For You'.. If you want, then please check it out too… [P.S.- The cover is not mine.] ---- Discord https://discord.gg/AscctQj Insta @sree_exol
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What are some funny and wholesome stories to read?
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2024-10-04 18:48
You could try 'The Adventures of Benny the Bear'. It's about a bear who has all sorts of hilarious and heartwarming escapades in the forest.
What are some funny stories to read when high?
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2024-10-05 12:59
I'd recommend 'Calvin and Hobbes' comics. The crazy antics of Calvin and his stuffed tiger Hobbes are sure to give you a good laugh. Also, the simple yet funny illustrations...
What are some funny stories to read when bored?
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2024-10-03 07:29
You could try 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' - it's full of hilarious and adventurous moments that'll keep you entertained.
Can you recommend some funny read aloud stories?
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2024-10-31 06:57
Sure. 'The Day the Crayons Quit' is a really funny one. It's about crayons that go on strike and write letters to their owner. Another is 'The True Story of...
What are some funny stories to read when you're bored?
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2024-10-23 13:10
You could try 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer'. It's full of fun and mischief that'll keep you entertained.
Why should we read funny stories?
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2024-11-09 05:32
Reading funny stories is a great stress reliever. It makes you laugh and laughter is known to reduce stress hormones.
Where can I read funny stories?
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2024-11-09 00:19
You can read funny stories in many places. For example, you can find them in some joke books at the local library. There are also numerous websites dedicated to funny...
What are the characteristics of funny read aloud stories?
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2024-10-30 23:41
These stories typically have engaging dialogue. In 'Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus', the pigeon's pleading and bargaining dialogue is very funny. They may also use vivid and comical...
Recommend some funny stories.
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2024-10-28 22:57
One funny story is about a woman who tried to teach her dog to play the piano. The dog just ended up howling along while she played. It was hilarious.
Ranker funny stories: What are some of the top ranker funny stories?
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2024-11-14 01:34
One funny story could be about a clumsy magician. He was trying to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his assistant vanish into a wrong box that was full...
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